The Academy Files: A Burglar Makes the Scene...After Honey!? Written by Iisaka Yukako Translated by David Soler and HTMLized by Shawn M. Robinson VER. 1.0 p.148. 2) Eeeeek! My bra...!! Girl 2: My favorite panties!! 3) Another theft! That does it! They've roused my wrath! The time has come to launch a counterattack! p.149. What does it mean when the dignity of our Ladies' Academy is assaulted by some knave of a panty raider!! The blame must lie with your moral turpitude!!...(Aside) This is the third time already! 2) "We can't call the police because of the shame to our Academy's name!" is what Ms. Miharu said next. FX: clap clap H: You imitate her so well, Natsuko! 3) FX: SLAM FX: *jump* Honey! This is no time for applause! Don't you feel mortified? 4) You panty raiding scum! *Sniff* You even stole my French-made bra which cost me almost $500! I bled myself dry saving up pennies to buy it! *Sniff* H: Calm down, Natsuko! What a hothead! p.150. This is really getting on my nerves! He's taken 10 pairs of sheer whites! N: My, so many? 2) Eeyah! 3) What's wrong? Just...Just now I saw a black shadow stealing underwear...over there. 4) FX: DAS----H! 5) Let's go, Natsuko! N: Right! I'm with you! p.151. 3) FX: Whoosh Wha...! 4) Ouch. What was that just now? FX: Flutter FX: Flap 7) Se...Seiji! You...you can't be...!! S: Eh? p.152. 2) Hmm...Oh! This. Wai...wait, if you'll just let me explain! 3) You panty raider! Taste the justice of Heaven! FX: Bash Stomp 4) Girls! What are you doing carrying on in the middle of the street! Apologize at once! 5) FX: *Pulp* Footnote: Seiji 6) Eek! Monster! FX: Kapow! FX: Zoom p.153. Hmmm...Why don't we resume introductions from the beginning. The gentleman is a private detective I've called in for the occasion...What he's doing with me is... S: Seiji Hayama, at your service. Girl: So you're not the panty raider? 3) Do you see any panty raider!! Girl 1: Private detective, huh? Girl 2: For real? Girl 3: Smells fishy to me. 4) I am nothing of the sort! I accepted the case because I was worried about you! 5) Well, then! I, Seiji Hayami, will stake my honor as a man and a private eye. I'll stop this criminal without fail! (Aside) Don't say I won't! Girls: Whoa! 6) Do you think you're up to it, Seiji? I'm getting a sinking feeling. S: You can count on me! A mere panty raider or two is no match for me. Bwah-ha-ha! Caption: He's still holding it. p.154. Hmmm...Of course. The matter is crystal clear; the mystery completely unraveled. 2) The criminal is among us!? Eh~~? FX: Shudder 3) Im...Impossible! S: The dormitory is cut off from the street quite thoroughly by the mountains. It's not a place easily accessible to a robber. Furthermore, the thief is targeting the panty sites with surgical precision, all the while appearing and vanishing among the residential suites and dressing rooms like a phantom. It follows that the thief must know the interior layout like the back of his hand. In other words, someone in the school ranks! p.155. Wow! (Aside) What a sleuth! 2) Seiji, that was incredible! You seem to be really inspired today! Author's Aside: Who's that? 3) My deductions lead me to the conclusion that the criminal must be... FX: Whish! 4) ...You! 5) Ehh? Ms. Miharu!? Girl 2: Miss "Broom Hilda" Miharu a panty raider? Girl 3: No way! That can't be true! Miharu: I...I also find that hard to credit. Why, I'm the one who hired you! S: A common criminal ploy. I've seen what a harsh taskmaster you are to the students! Tsk! Tsk! You can't fool me! p.156. It's only natural that with the students sporting... 2)...such flashy... Girl: Eek! 3) Such kinky... Girl: Gyah! 4)...and non-regulation underwear, that you'd be mortally offended! It goes without saying that you'd want to give them their just desserts... Girls: You pervo! What do you think you're doing? 5) FX: Zoom! S:...so that's why you began stealing their underwear. Isn't that right!? Heh? 6) My deductions leave no room for doubt! Now, surrender! FX: *rumble* p.157. You say that after twenty years of upright and virtuous teacherly conduct, that I'd stoop to thievery!! I'm the victim here! FX: Kaboom! 2) And then you...you lowlife! FX: tremble tremble Girl1: Whoa! Ms. Miharu's lost it! Girl2: Later! 3) I'll kick you into next week, you sorry excuse for a detective! FX: Boot! S: Whoa! (Aside) What a revolting development! H: (Aside) I must have been a fool to have ever thought he was even slightly cool! (Normal voice) I...I should have known! I'm going to have to do it myself! p.158. Honey~Flash! 2) If that's how it's going to be, Scoop Honey's trusty attack lens will expose the criminal. 3) Gyah! He's back! The Panty Radier! 4) Whoof! He's a slippery bastard! FX: scurry scurry 5) There he is! H: Now! 6) FX: Flash p.159. Oh, no! He's gotten away again! 2) Heeheehee. Just you wait, Mr. Panty Raider. I've got your true identity right here... 3) Huh? Wha..? 4) Sign: Headmaster's Office 6) Headmaster! FX: Slam! What's the meaning of this? 7) Ta-dah! p.160. If the students, or more to the point, if that guardian of student morals Ms. Miharu were to find out, things could get ugly. 3) I...I'm sorry FX: slap It was just a sudden urge! 4) It all began when I found some panties that some student must have left behind. I treasured it so much. 5) Before I knew it, I'd begun amassing a collection. Just an old man's small consolation. p.161. I'll return every single one...So please...I beg of you... 2) Don't tell Ms. Miharu. Plee~z! I fear her more than anyone!! 3) I...very well. As long as you return them, we've got a deal! H: Gracias, Honey! 4) But, headmaster... 5) The bill for this one is going to be high! 6) FX: Slam! p.162. FX: snicker 2) I said that I'd return them all... 3)but I think I'll keep these. They're so lovely! FX: Rub Rub Off-panel: Headmaster!! 4) Is it true that all of the underwear has been returned!? My, that must be my lingerie! 5) Splendid! I've always been fond of them. 6) Huh? p.163. 3) FX: flutter 6) FX: fwhip I didn't get any lines at all in this episode. Back to Manga page