Koko wa Green Wood vol 1 honyaku-ban This's Green Wood vol 1 translation version author: Yukie Nasu serialized on "Hana to Yume/Flower and Dream" translation by: DS Inside cover [It's right after the shooting of the front cover. Hasukawa is nose bleeding. Shun is hitting the unfortunate roommate's 3rd vertibla, supposedly pressure point to stop the nose bleeding. Their sempai, Mitsuru and Shinobu are putting away the background carpets, and flowers.] Mitsuru: What's wrong? Shun: Too much heat in the head, right? 'cause of tension.. cues narrat: narration (If it's Suka-chan doing narration, it'll be included in his line beginning with (n). Where the narration ends, guess it.) Suka: Kazuya Hasukawa (supposedly the main character) Kazu: Kazuhiro Hasukawa (Hasukawa's brother) Sumire: Sumire Hasukawa (Kazuhiro's wife) Shun: Shun Kisaragi (Hasukawa's roommate) Mitsuru: Mitsuru Ikeda (dorm society head) Shinobu: Shinobu Tezuka (student council president) etc Yoshiki: Yoshiki Watanabe (resident of 117) Fujikake: Tatsuro Fujikake (Yoshiki's roommate and boyfriend) Tochi: Tochizawa (the resident with glasses.) Furu: Furusawa (motorcycle mania sempai.) Kame: Kamegaki (sempai) Aoki: Kunihisa Aoki (room #204 the arcade) Saka: Hideya Sakaguchi (Aoki's roommate/partner) lady: dorm supervisor etc: Anybody else, wihout name, or with name that I can't remember N.Y.: The interjection by Yukie Nasu the artist herself If you're crazy enough to go out and buy the manga book, and reading this in conjunction, flip the page when you see (*). episode #1 [Hasukawa is standing at the gate of Ryokuto High School.] Suka: Sigh.. So, I've come this far.. (n) The only blood relative of mine, my elder brother Kazuhiro got married this spring and my home became newlywed household. I, Kazuya Hasukawa, will move into dorm from today. Sister-in-law wanted me to live together with them, Sumire: Oh sure, Kazuya-kun doesn't like me. Go ahead and move to dorm or anywhere. Suka: But who the heck can live with first love who's now somebody else's wife? -Principal's office principal: At any rate, congratulation for entering the school. You're student of this school as of today. Suka: (n) By the way, this story is taking place around May. principal: And congratulation for the full recovery. Suka: Thank you very much. principal: But the hard part is yet to come. Suka: (n) I see.. the man at the interview is the principal... That was such a mess, too. I almost had to give up the interview with paralyzed traffic because of heavy snow. principal: The first month of the high school life is the most important part. You're so unfortunate that you missed the entire one month of such time. Hasukawa-kun, you must overcome that handicap. Please do your best. Suka: Yes. (n) The delivery of exam result was late because of the mail accident. When I came over to see the school, I got hit by a car at the gate. Every time I tried to get close to the school, some sort of devil blocked my way.. but I have no place to go back to.... No way I'm gonna lose. [Somebody knock on the door.] principal: Please come in. (*) : Excuse me, then. [Two "typical girls' comics handsome" boys come in.] principal: Let me introduce to you. He's the student council president, Shinobu Tezuka-kun. And he's the dorm head, Mitsuru Ikeda-kun. Suka: Nice to meet you. Shinobu: Nice to meet you. Mitsuru: I'll show you the way to the dorm. Suka: (could it be that they were chosen for the looks?..) principal: They're sempai in the dorm, so ask them anything, like your brother. Suka: (brother?...) principal: then, please take care of him. Shinobu: excuse us. Mitsuru: Let's go, Hasukawa-kun. Suka: It's been my dream to get into Ryokuto High that my brother attended. He was the model student who raised me himself after our parents died. Kazuhiro was my ideal. But by the time he graduated college, he got air-headed completely. etc: Oh, Kazuhiro-kun got job as what? Suka: (He destroyed my ideal image.. He's not gonna get away!) [They're walking to the dorm.] Mitsuru: Did you say something? Suka: No.. Mitsuru: Hospitalized first thing in the new school term.. it was such a misfortune. Did you get injured or something? Suka: Something like that... Mitsuru: At any rate, I'm glad you're alright. Suka: Oh, thank you.. (*) Suka: (This Ikeda sort of..) Shinobu: Is it your first time in dorm? Suka: Yes. Shinobu: You might be troubled for the first while, but you'll get used to it. Just relax. Suka: Yes.. Mitsuru: Here we are. Pretty close, isn't it? [They're standing in front of a three story wooden building.] Suka: (He sort of looks like Kazuhiro in those days..) Mitsuru: This's going to be your home Ryokurin Ryou, but.. Suka: (So, this's going to be my home now..) Mitsuru: We call it Green Wood. Suka: Green Wood? Shinobu: It's hard to say Ryokurin Ryou, right? Mitsuru: Everybody's been looking forward to seeing you! [He opens up the front door, and Hasukawa is confronted with silent forest of signs for club promotion member drive.] Mitsuru: Don't be frightened. Shinobu: This place is a part of school, but it's independent facility. So, no in-school organization activities are not allowed in the dorm. Mitsuru: To make it simple, the clubs aren't allowed to do membership drive in the dorm. [In other words, they aren't allowed to talk to or stop the new residents. The three walk by the herd of clubs holding signs..] Mitsuru: That's how we protect the private lives in the dorm. Don't worry too much. [Bonda pops up in front of Hasukawa.] Bonda: Right now, we're promoting the beauty of the Lord's words through sales of bible.. [I/DS can't translate the rest of the sentence because his lines didn't fit into the bubble... Mitsuru is dragging Hasukawa away.] (*) Shinobu: That has nothing to do with the school. Mitsuru: They're getting worse everyday... The freedom of the religion is guaranteed in school, but I told them to restrain the religious activity in the school... Shinobu: If they get too obnoxious, just tell us. Mitsuru: There're some weirdos, but they aren't villains. You'll get used to them. Suka: (som.. you call that just "some?") [Mitsuru motions to Hasukawa to come over here] Mitsuru: This's your room Our room is right next door, so if you got any questions, just ask us. Suka: Thank you. [Shinobu shouts into the room 210.] Shinobu: Hey!! Your roommate is here!! Suka: (roommate?.. oh, yeah, double rooms..) [He opens the door, and a cute kid with really long hair smiles at him inside. Hasukawa closes the door.] Mitsuru: What's wrong, Hasukawa-kun? Suka: There's a girl inside.. Mitsuru: Oh.. [He opens the door, and points at the resident of 210.] Mitsuru: Meet your roommate, Shun Kisaragi-kun. Suka: I was so surprised.. I thought he was really a girl. [They enter the room and Mitsuru closes the door behind him.] Mitsuru: Yes, actually she is. (*) Suka: ! Shun: I'm grade 10, same as you. Nice to meet you [Hasukawa backs away from Shun.] Suka: (! high voice..) Mitsuru: You'll be living together, I thought you had to know. Shinobu: I wouldn't blame you for being surprised. We didn't notice ourselves till she told us. Though we thought "he" was a bit weird.. Mitsuru: Everything including her family registration says she's a male. But she's genuine girl. There's some problem in her family, and she was raised as a boy since she was born. I can't tell you what the problem is right now. But, she is male student named Shun Kisaragi and she has to graduate here as a male. Suka: W.. what?! Shinobu: So, Hasukawa-kun, we need your cooperation. This's secret that nobody else must know. Mitsuru: It might be hard on you, but we want you to help her. Oh, and.. [Mitsuru knocks on the wall.] Mitsuru: As you can see, this place is rather old building and there isn't that much of sound proofing, so I'd hate to tell you, but.. [Both Shinobu and Mitsuru grab Hasukawa's shoulder.] Shinobu: If we even hear her "s" of scream.. Mitsuru: Consider yourself to be in real big trouble.. [And they both leave.] Shinobu: Then, see you later. Mitsuru: Take a good rest and get used to this place as soon as possible. Suka: (n) w.. wait a minute! (*) [The door shuts in front of him..] Suka: (n) then, there isn't much of difference in the matter from home! They gotta be kidding. How am I supposed to live male impersonator girl for three years? K..Kisaragi-san! Shun: Call me Shun. Suka: Are you going to be alright with me? Shun: sure. 'cause I've been in boys' school all the time, so I'm used to it. You don't have to worry, too, Hasukawa-kun. Suka: Don't worry?! Shun: I trust you. Suka: don't trust people that easily! Shun: Is it too much trouble for you?.. Sure, I know.. I'm sorry.. To be honest, I was relieved when I heard you were hospitalized.. you can talk to the supervisor. Suka: No.. I wouldn't.. Shun: Oh, good P.A.: Hasukawa-san of A-building! Shun: Looks like your stuff are here! I'll help you with them! -that night. [Shun is sound asleep. Hasukawa had to take the upper bunker, and still can't go to sleep. Mind you who can in this situation?] Suka: Is she serious, or what?.. Shun: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (*) -next morning [Hasukawa wakes up with Shun calling him] Shun: Hasukawa-kun. Hasukawa-kun. Suka: ?.. Shun: Are you up? Can you stay in the bed a bit longer? I'm changing right now. Suka: (I ended up sleeping without any thoughts..) Shun: You can come out now -Cafeteria Mitsuru: Good morning, Hasukawa-kun. Suka: Oh, good morning. Mitsuru: Did you have a good night sleep? Suka: Er... Mitsuru: Class from today, right? Suka: Yes.. Mitsuru: The problem is gonna be the catching up.. It might be hard, but we can give you help anytime you want. Suka: Thank you. (n) No time to get depressed. I have to catch up for a month worth of class. (but still she doesn't fit into the uniform at all...) Shun: Too bad we aren't in the same class. -At class Suka: I don't understand a thing... -After the class [Hasukawa's classmates catch up with him.] etc: Hasukawa! etc: Your roommate is Kisaragi, right? Suka: Oh, you know him? etc: He's pretty famous.. Suka: (I bet she is...) etc: Good luck, Hasukawa etc: Green Wood is the den of weirdos to begin with.. etc: What a unlucky guy you're... etc: Don't go into that direction! [he meant into "purple world".] etc: Don't wonder off to the sinful life.. (*) etc: But I wish he's a real girl.. etc: That's true. etc: I'd happily live with him then. Suka: (Would you? Switch with me then.) etc: First of all, there're way too little women even for a boys' school. All we got are the three witches. etc: Really. etc: I mean this's the only school with male staff in the medical room. Suka: I can't stand it.. etc: Right? You think so, too? etc: He was aiming for a girls' school for sure. etc: No, I heard he's homo.. etc: Hasukawa, you shouldn't get too close to the medical room. -Medical room. [Hasukawa walks right up to the doctor, bashes his head, and leave] doctor: Kazuya! What're you doing to your own brother?! [Yup, he's Kazuhiro Hasukawa...] -Outside the medical room. Suka: I don't remember having a brother like you! (my real brother is more manly, intrepid, and energetic! Why the hell did he have to throw away guaranteed white collar life and spend the rest of his life in a boys' school's medical room? I won't end up like him. I'll take the same path as his, and will reach somewhere different!) Shun: Welcome back Suka: .......... [Kazuya collapses to the floor as Shun's sunny greeting shattered the serious atmosphere.] Shun: Something wrong? (*) -room 210 Suka: Shun.. Shun: What is it? Suka: You have to be man, right? Then, wouldn't it be better if you act more masculine?.. Like your hair? Shun: Oh this?.. Well.. I used to, but the more I act masculine, the more screw ups I made. So, it's better to forget about it and be in a boys' school. That way, everybody would think I'm a bit weird, and nothing else. But if you want me to cut, I'll cut. Suka; !! N.. no I didn't to mean.. like that.. (Sure, Shun isn't here because she like to. I know. But it can't go on like this.. We have to do something...) [Hasukawa is kicked out of the room while Shun is changing.] -On the way to schol. [Kazuya's neighbors are walking behind him.] Mitsuru: Serious fellow like you, Shinobu: We can leave Kisaragi in your hand without worry.. -washroom [Shun is just about to leave washroom when Hasukawa comes in.] Shun: You gonna go to sempai's room to study, right? Suka: Yeah.. Shun: I got things to ask too. I'll be there. Suka: sure.... [Then Hasukawa notices which toilet Shun was using.. does a girl use an urinal?.....] (*) -Hallway [Shun is walking away from the washroom. Once Hasukawa reaches the only logical conclusion and comes out of washroom dashing after HIM, Shun starts running.] Suka: YOU BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shun: (oops..) [They run, as other residents look on, and chat.] Shun: Wow!! You're so fast!! etc: Look, he finally noticed. etc: How many days was that?.. etc: Third day in the afternoon. etc: I'll go tell Mitsuru. [Hasukawa finally catches up to Shun, and grabs him by the hair.] Shun: I'm supposed to be 12 sec for 100m! OUCH! Suka: Shuddup! What was that thing?! Let's see it again! Shun: Yeeek!! Rapist!! Pervert! Don't!! Suka: You moron.. Shun: I'm sorry! I was just doing what Mitsuru-sempai and Shinobu-sempai told me to do! Honestly!! Suka: Mitsuru?.... etc: Shoot, I lost. etc: If he didn't notice for one more day.. etc: Stupid Shun blew it. etc: Who made a bet for today? Shun: By the way, the hair is my own. -room 211 Mitsuru: So, he finally noticed. Afternoon of third day, right? Shinobu: Wow.. the chance for today was 18 times. That was a dark horse.. We'll get quite a bit of yield coming our way. Mitsuru: That's good etc: Sempaai!! It's a raid by.. "boink!" Mitsuru: Oh, there you're Hasukawa. We've been waiting for you (*) Mitsuru: I mean, we were told an idiot, who went down with ulcer on the exact day new residents were supposed to move into the dorm, is finally coming. So, we figured we should welcome ya real well. Shinobu: So, we were holding a little pool. Mitsuru: Thanks to you getting suckered for three days, we earned quite a bit for your welcome party. We'll hold one pretty soon, so lo.. "smash!" [Hasukawa KOs Mitsuru.] etc: What?! etc: He punched Mitsuru?! [Hasukawa walks out. Shun go after him. Shinobu walks over to Mitsuru.] Shun: Wait, Hasukawa-kun!! Shinobu: I told you he's one of those who can't take jokes. Mitsuru: And why the heck are you alright?! You wrote the scenario, didn't ya?! Shinobu: By natural virtue. And how was the taste? Mitsuru: Really good punch. I like him mhhh. Shinobu: I didn't know you're masochist. -in front of room 210 Shun: Hasukawa-kuuun. I'm really sorry.. Please let me in. Hasukawa-kun! [Shun is purring and scratching the door.] etc: naah. not for a while... etc: that's impossible etc: He did work down to detail a bit too much.. -inside Suka: So, that's it. Now I know. (my brother didn't change after getting into college!) Shun: Oh, come on. It's sempai's fault! Where am I supposed to sleep tonight?! (*) Suka: (It's because he was this Ryokuto High! This school changed MY brother! The fate was trying to stop me. But it's all too late now! I don't have a home to go back to.) I'm not gonna lose. (I'm not gonna be like Kazuhiro! No way I'm gonna lose!) -outside 210 Mitsuru: OK, okay. You can sleep in my room. In the unpper bunker. Shun: Alright Shinobu: Wanna bet on how long it's gonna take him to calm down? etc: You're on! etc: Me too!! episode #2 narrat: This is a private school named Ryokuto High. Boys' school with 70 years of history. It is a school with high reputation enough to attract students from far away. (*) narrat: Thus, there is a dorm. Its name, Ryokurin Ryou, "Green Wood." Two months has passes since Kazuya Hasukawa, who was hospitalized for a month with puncture in his stomach, has became resident there. [Shun climbed to the upper bunker and is tickling Hasukawa with his hair.] Shun: Suka-chan. Come on, Suka-chan. good morning. Suka-chan Suka: Knock it off!! Shun: Rise and shine [As he changes, Hasukawa stretches out to shake off drowsiness.] Shun: You shouldn't study that hard till late at night, you know? Suka: But if I don't I'll fail the year. Shun: But Suka-chan is just recovering from.. Suka: Will ya stop that?! Shun: Why? [Mitsuru deleted first and the last syllable of Kazuya's surname. "Suka" happen to mean "empty" or "removed" as in "suka na suika/ dehydrated watermelon," or "suka ken/blank lottery ticket" I'm pretty sure there's some ill-intention behind Mitsuru using this nickname.] Shun: I think it was kind of Mitsuru sempai to make a nickname for you. It sounds cute. Suka: There's no point in guy being cute! Shun: ! I didn't know! narrat: The dorm has the strangest of all Ryokuto High students.. There's a side branch section of a religious organization. Bonda: We'll begin the morning service.. narrat: Or twosome who turned their room into a video arcade and not only are they paying off the electricity bill that exceeds 30 thousand yen a month, but they're making profit out of the operation. Or.. [Suka-chan and Shun are heading down to the cafe. Shun is wearing T- shirts with pulled up sleeves and shorts, and putting up his hair in pony tail..] Shun: Oh, it's so hot.. narrat: Or a guy who look like nothing but a girl.. Suka: (maybe not that much.. his bum is too flat..) Shun: I mean, there's no air conditioning here... [His confusingly feminine appearance is causing panic among his fellow residents.] etc: Kisaragi!!!! etc: Don't walk around in confusing appearance!! Shun: What do you mean? Suka: (aren't ya intentionally asking that?...) (*) [A titan carrying his motorcycle (NOT SCOOTER!) on his shoulder walks by Suka.] Furu: Hey, Suka. How it's going? Shun: Furusawa-semaaaaai Furu: Yo, Shun boy. Have ya been good kid? Suka: (is he monster or what?...) narrat: Or a man who's living with his motorcycle among other assortment of characters that are roaming around the place. Furu: If this thing break through the floor like before, Mitsuru's gonna be pissed again, but then, I can't give this up. See ya. I'll get going. Don't be late. Shun: Yes [Furusawa sempai walks away. As Suka and Shun look on, there's a sound of crack.] Furu: oops... [The floor must've given away, again.] -Cafeteria [Shun and Kazuya sits down, facing each other, chatting.] narrat: And the head of all these.. Shun: ! Mitsuru-sempai! Shinobu-sempai!! Mitsuru: Yo! [Mitsuru takes the seat next to Hasukawa. Suka-chan makes a face, and also holds onto his dishes.] Mitsuru: Hey! Don't make face towards sempai that openly! Suka: There're other open seats all over. Why don't you sit somewhere else once in awhile? Mitsuru: It's none of your business where I sit, isn't it? Suka: As long as you're just sitting, that is. [Mitsuru is trying to snatch off foods from Hasukawa's plate.] Shinobu: Cut it out. you look so greedy. narrat: He promised himself never to get involved with these two, but.. (*) Mitsuru: Whose help was it that you survived the mid-term?.. So, thanks. [While Suka-chan is caught off-guard with the question, Mitsuru-sempai grabs everything he can off Suka-chan's plate.] narrat: this and that happened and he had to put up with them. Suka: (shit...) Shun: Mitsuru-sempai. You eat a lot, don't you? Mitsuru: I have to meet the energy requirement to maintain this face, you know? Shinobu: I see. So, your face is made of muscles? Mitsuru: Shinobu-kun. why did you have to say that? Shinobu: Come on, we're friends, aren't we? Suka: Pretty inefficient face, isn't it? No wonder you're so barefaced.. Mitsuru: Why don't you say those kind of things after the finals? Suka: .............. -room 211 [Ikeda-sensei is bashing the head of his lousy neighbor student.] Mitsuru: What're ya gonna do in an exam if you don't get this kind of problem?! narrat: their looks and intelligence are extremely high.. [The president of the student counsel is looking over the off-the-book account book with big "SECRET" sign on the cover.] Shinobu: Mitsuru. You should go easy on him. He's delicate enough to suffer ulcer because of entrance exam pressure. Suka: I didn't get ulcer because of the exam. Mitsuru: At least you should be glad you weren't turned into 8 thousand horsepower cyborg. narrat: Kazuya Hasukawa, not a day for the last two months has gone by without regret that he chose this school. If he could, no doubt he would've went home already. -at a hospital nurse: Then, please give this to your school doctor. Take care. Suka: Thank you. -medical office. [There's bound to be at least one psychologically feminine guy in a boys' school. One of such is getting treatment from the school doctor rumored to be homo. ] a boy: Er.. Kazu: Yes? a boy: Sorry, I had to bother you with just this much scratch. Kazu: What're you talking about? The medical room is for students. Come in whenever you need to. (*) a boy: Then, thank you very much. [The boy leaves. Just as Doctor Hasukawa tries to get back to work, his younger brother grabs him by the neck.] Suka: Hey.. Kazu: H..Hasukawa-kun.. Suka: What's the hell were you doing?! Kazu: I didn't do anything, did I? narrat: "It's all this thing's fault!," he thought. Kazu: And what're you doing.... [Suka-chan slams the papers he's got from the hospital to the desk. Kazuhiro have a look at the report.] Kazu: Oh, I see. You're doing pretty well.. Suka: I don't give a damn what you do, but don't even think of telling anybody you and I are brothers! And another thing! Don't you make Sumire-chan cry! Kazu: Why should I do that? To my dear wife... [Suka walks out, slams the door behind him.] Kazu: Oh, how much I love teasing him... -outiside [Suka-chan's punctured stomach is acting up again, after all those stressful events in the medical room.] Suka: Does he actually have the qualification as a medical staff? narrat: "I'm plagued by misfortune," he thought. But then!! (The fun part of Japanese is the fact that by writing "junk-snack- snack," in kanji, it can phonetically read "but then" DS) Suka: (n) All I have to do is endure a bit longer. (*) Suka: Once the finals are over, it's summer holiday!! (By the way, the school year starts in May, so the summer vacation stretches in the middle of school year. That means, of course, there're homeworks to do. Oh and one more thing. Every time I need to interject like this for cultural explanations, I won't say "in Japan," since it's understood that this's Japanese school, not Chinese, Canadian, or Russian. or is there anybody with brain of mentally reatarded ameba out there that I need to keep on reminding about this simple fact? DS) teacher: You sure worked hard. I thought you wouldn't make it for a while.. Suka: Alright!! teacher: By the way, you submitted the stay-form to the dorm. Aren't you going home? Suka: There're couple of reasons... (n) That's right. I can't but others are.. [Everybody is running around with luggages. A bike is speeding away into highway. Guess who?] Furu: Alright, here I come, Kan-etsu Highway!! Shun: I'll get you souvenir, so stay in good shape till I come back! Suka: (Don't come back!) (n) Everybody's going home! mhhhhhh hahahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! The quiet life is finally coming back! [but..] Suka: But why are you staying here?... [Both of Suka-chan's neighbor are staying...] Shinobu: This and that.. Mitsuru: I see. You're staying, too, Hasukawa?.. I thought we could be together by ourselves.. [There's strange atmosphere floating around Mitsuru and Shinobu.] Shinobu: Stop that. Hasukawa's showing the whites of his eyes. Mitsuru: it's just a joke.. Suka: It's gotta be joke! Why are these two.. -Green Wood meeting room Mitsuru: So, this year, those who submitted the form for staying are 19. Anybody who didn't submit the form? Suka: There were this many?... Mitsuru: It's summer holiday, but the dorm rules such as cleaning up or curfew. Any questions? (*) Mitsuru: Alright, then let's have a fun over the summer!! Suka: (n) It's all Sumire-chan's fault! But then, this place that's occupied by 200 people is rather big now that we're down to just 19. Suka: Oh shoot. Shun took back all the tapes.. (Don't depend on what others have, Suka-chan.. DS) [Hasukawa spends his day idly..] Suka: Better do homework.. [But without much progress, he's lying down on the floor.] Suka: Su.. (what a sissy guy I am...) [Mitsuru-sempai is staring at Suka-chan from above, by the door.] Mitsuru: You look bored. I thought you were corpse for a moment. Suka: Leave me alone. Mitsuru: Why don't ya come over? We were bored silly ourselves. I can give you some drinks, too. Suka: No thank you. I know you've got some sort of scheme up your sleeve. (*) [Mitsuru hovers his leg over Hasukawa-kun's stomach.. Mitsuru: Was this where they cut you open for the operation? Suka: Waaaaaaahhhhh!!!! -room 211 Suka: (These people might actually do it.) Mitsuru: We got spirits, too, but.. we can't let somebody who just got dissected drink, so.. By the way, why didn't you go home? Shinobu: You didn't write down the reason on the form. Suka: My brother got married. So I don't wanna a nuisance.. Mitsuru: YOU IDIOT!!! Shinobu: WHAT A WASTE YOU'RE COMMITING?!! Suka: I'm different from you people!! Mitsuru: Could it be one of those? Like, falling for brother's wife.. Shinobu: Those cliche story? Suka: ! And why are you two here?! Mitsuru-sempai?! Mitsuru: Me?.. Because.. mhhh.. I'm the dorm head! hahaha!! Mitsuru: Oops, it's already this late?.. Better go for the roll call. N.Y.: Residents are supposed to be back by the time of roll call. (*) Mitsuru: Go back to your room before I come back, alright? Suka: I know. damnn Shinobu: Wanna know why he stayed? Suka: Oh? Shinobu: His family is pretty complicated. Supposed to be high status family, but he's second wife's child by former marriage, and on top of that, his mother now is step-mother. He has 7 brothers and sisters who have no blood relation with him. I'm one of them. Suka: Really? Shinobu: Just kidding. [So, Suka-chan starts assaulting Shinobu.] Shinobu: Usually nobody would believe if I say that far! Suka: Shuddup!! Mitsuru: Oh, Hasukawa. I told ya to go back before I come back, didn't I? You're sentenced to washroom cleaning duty tomorrow. [Actually Mitsuru and Shinobu were in charge of cleaning up washroom tomorrow..] Suka: You people!!!!! -next day [A lady is walking towards Green Wood. Suka-chan is scrubbing the floor of a washroom.] Suka: No way I'm gonna belive in anything they say! -At the reception Shinobu: I'll do it. lady: Oh, thank you. -right next to the PA room. Suka: damn.. it's so hot... [Suka-chan is taking a break. Shinobu walk by him and goes into the PA room.] Suka: ?.. Shinobu-sempai? (*) Shinobu: (on PA) Hasukawa-kun of room 210. Your sister is here to see you. Please come to the guest room. Suka: Shinobu-sempai!! Shinobu: (still on PA) Oh, there you're Hasukawa. [The announcement has spread around the Green Wood. That only means all the bored bozos will swarm around the guest room.] etc: Hasukawa's sis?! Let's see! -Guest Room Suka: Sumire-chan?! Sumire: Ya-kun! Suka: (oh, no.. the mouth is..) [Sumire hugs Suka-chan, to ths shock of Suka-chan as much as the rest of the on-lookers.] Mitsuru: in the middle of this hot day?.. Shinobu: He's gonna nosebleed, for sure.. (*) Sumire: I was so worried about you! What were you doing without phoning me or even writing letter to me?! Were you that busy?! You're already in summer holiday, right? Why haven't you come back?! If you're feeling hesitant, don't worry. I'm so happy that I can have cute bother like you.. [Suka-chan's getting dizzy and he's starting to see double images..] Suka: (n) I can't take it anymore! [He backs away from his sister-in-law, and runs out of the guest room.] Sumire: So, Ya-kun was against our marriage after all.. Sure, Kazuhiro-kun was the only brother.. maybe Ya-kun feels like I took him away. [A fellow resident finds blood stains blotted along where Suka-chan ran through.] Mitsuru: Could she be..? Shinobu: The cause of ulcer? -washroom [Nose bleeder is washing blood off his face.] Suka: Damn! What am I doing?! Sumire-chan's gonna think about it in a weird way! I'm supposed to be her brother-in-law! If Sumire-chan misinterprets me in weird way... shoot!! [he remembers he left his FAVORITE sister-in-law alone with sempai.] Suka: Shoot!! SEMPAI!! (n) did they tell her something funny?! [He comes back to the guest room.] Sumire: Ya-kun! (*) Sumire: I'm sorry I always make funny misunderstanding. Suka: ?.. Sumire: You're always so quiet. I'm sorry I stormed here. I hope you aren't angry at me. Listen to what your sempai tell you and do your best, but don't push yourself. Then, I better get going. Suka: Oh? already? Sumire: I just wanted to see Ya-kun's face. But phone me once in a while. Suka: sure... Sumire: And everybody, please be nice to Kazuya. Bye. Suka: (n) I'm sorry, Sumire-chan.. But I have to forget about Sumire-chan soon, or I really can't go back home. Suka: Er... Mitsuru: Yeah. I told her if you didn't take supplement course, you gonna fail the year. And I added that you were suffering from diarrhea from last night. etc: couldn't he at least come up with some better lie?.. Suka: T... thank you. (*) Suka: Good bye, Sumire-chan.. Mitsuru: Wanna go to pool to cool your head down? So, it's gonna be Hasukawa's pay. bozos: ALRIGHT!! Suka: Why do I.. Mitsuru: You had a good time by yourself. It's the least you can do to make up for the others. Relax, you gonna get group discount over 15 people. narrat: The boy still in process of development; Kazuya Hasukawa. He thought "I'm unfortunate." -In the living room of Hasukawa's Sumire: And the dorm society head called Mitsuru-kun. He's so cute. he brought me tea. Oh, and he went "would you like to go to a beach with me someday?" ! Kazu: Don't be so happy that you were wooed by a high school student! episode #3 [Suka-chan and his neighbors are coming back from shopping.] Mitsuru: One more day to go, isn't it? Suka: just one more episode, then.. (Originally "This's Green Wood" was only planned to run for three episodes. DS) Shinobu: By the way, isn't Shun supposed to be coming back today? Mitsuru: Haven't you been feeling lonely, Hasukawa? Suka: ........ Mitsuru: Suka.. have you.. Suka: I finished all the homeworks. No way you can demand gratitude again. Mitsuru: Aren't you getting persecution complex? Suka: Whose fault do you think that is? Mitsuru: ! There they come. Watch it! Suka: Huh? [Three girls in school uniform storms by the three, touching all over them.] Suka: Whaaaaaaaaa?! ?? etc: I touched 'em! etc: I got the droopy eyed one! etc: I got.. [Suka-chan is still in the middle of massive confusion.] Mitsuru: That resurrects once in a while, doesn't it? Shinobu: They're students in the jr.high near here. (*) Shinobu: They touch by rushing past the students in Ryokuto High. I heard it used to mean a type of expression to us. Mitsuru: Now a days, they're doing it just for fun. ? [Mitsuru realizes Suka-chan is still confused. So, he wacks at the hapless grade 10.] Mitsuru: Hey, you 15 years old! Suka: Ou! Mitsuru: Listen up, you young boy. Suka: What is it?! [A girl.. no I mean, a boy catches up to them] Shun: SEMPAAAIII!! Mitsuru: Oh, Shun! Shun: I'm back! -Little later in Green Wood [Everybody is gathering in a room, drinking and eating.] etc: A beer from this early in the day? etc: Oh, come on. This's the last day of summer holiday. Let's have a fun. Tochi: What're you talking about?! We've got to do up all the homeworks tonight! Tochi: Wow, Hasukawa's sister? Shun: I really wanted to see her. Mitsuru: She's pretty good looking,. damn it.. it pisses me off that a school doctor could marry a woman like her. Suka: !!! H..ho.ho.ho.how.. How did you know that?! Mitsuru: Your name is Kazuya Hasukawa and he's Kazuhiro Hasukawa, right? Any idiot should notice you two are related. Tochi: Oh, that's the name of the doctor? I didn't know. Suka: (Why didn't I notice that?!) (*) [He grabs a glass and empties the content.] etc: SUKAAAA!! that's alcohol! N.Y.: Pelple who had their stomach cut shouldn't do this. [Down he goes.] -medical room Kazu: Of all days, on the last day of the summer holiday. Good thing I'm working today. Why don't you behave yourself? Suka: hahahahaha.... Kazu: Hasukawa-kun. You shouldn't treat your body harshly till you recover completely. Suka: yes.. (what a barefaced guy....) damn it.. [Suka-chan leaves.] Mitsuru: weak stomach, weak nerve, on top of weak on women.. Kazu: He's got too many problems.. Mitsuru: I think there's problem in how you raised him. Kazu: .... He told you that?! Mitsuru: (These two got lots more in common than I thought...) Kazu: Oh, the name. I see. Sure, I guess I'm responsible. In old days, I used to push myself so hard, because I thought I had to look after him to make up for our dead parents. And I made him do the same thing. I've managed to relax back to my true self, but he's.. Mitsuru: Hey, you're being pretty timid. Wanna quit being "good boys' counselor?" Kazu: Now a days, he's hating me more than ever. What is so wrong about me? Mitsuru: Your job. Kazu: What's wrong with male doctor in boys' school. What if there actually is a male doctor out there?! Mitsuru: You shouldn't tease him, you know? (*) Kazu: I know, but his reaction is so cute that I just have to.. Mitsuru: Is your own brother that cute? Kazu: Sure, I love him so much! Mitsuru: Be grateful you got married to an ordinary woman. But still, you really don't think he seriously hates ya, do ya? It's just a backside of a brother complex. He's being just cynic. (What's the point of student being a counselor to the doctor?..) He's not being honest to himself. Kazu: That's right. Mitsuru: But that's what's so cute about him. Kazu: You got that right. -outside the medical room [Suka-chan is still standing around the door, listening to the conversation inside.] Suka: (Sure, go ahead and talk what you want.) (n) damn.. I didn't know sempai and my brother knew each other. Too bad I'm not being honest to myself. -later at night in room 210 [Shun is looking out of the window. Storm cloud is coming in, and thunder is approaching.] Shun: Wow, the sky's starting to look like Suka-chan's stomach. You're still feeling bad? [Hasukawa is climbing up o his bunker.] Suka: It came back after I ate dinner. Shun: You shouldn't have eaten it, then. Suka: hm! (*) -later [Storm is getting worse. Some residents are exchanging souvenirs with their roommates] etc: This's souvenir from my home, "Tsuki no Shizuku" etc: Oh thank you. This's "Shiroi Koibitotachi." ("Tsuki no Shizuku/Dews of Moon": Suger covered grapes. cliche souvenir from Yamanashi. "Shiroi Koibitotachi/White Lovers: cockies coverd with white chocolate. cliche souvenir from Hokkaido. The title of KOR OAV came after this one. Not the other way around, alright?! -DS) [Meanwhile others scramble around trying to finish their homeworks.] etc: Let me copy your algebra homework, please! -room 211 Shinobu: Furusawa-sempai isn't back, yet is he? Mitsuru: Maybe his bike got struck by thunder. -somewhere out there [Furusawa-sempai sneezes sitting beside his charred motorcycle.] Furu: Acho! wonder if I can make it back by tomorrow... -Ryokurin Ryo/Green Wood [Mitsuru sees lightening nearby and hears thunder roar right after that.] Mitsuru: that was pretty close one.. ? [Everything goes dark. After a moment of silence, the entire Green Wood is in panic.] etc: It's a blackout!! etc: Ou!! etc: how am I supposed to do the homeworks?! Mitsuru: DON'T PANIC!! BE QUIET!! (damn.. that ruined the video recording..) I'll check around, so do not panic and stay in your room as much as possible! If there's any accidents, I'll be going around each room, so report to me. You are not permitted to use candles or any other sort of fire arms! (Let's face it, this place is an ancient building made of wood. You need that kind of rule to make sure the building doesn't go into flames. DS) (*) [Just as Mitsuru is about to leave for the inspection, Shun comes to room 211, hugging the wall.] Shun: Mitsuru-sempai! What's going on?! Mitsuru: What about Hasukawa? Shun: He's asleep. Mitsuru: I'll go have a look around. Shinobu, take care of things while I'm away. Shun-kun, stay here. Shun: Yes! [Mitsuru heads down to the dorm supervisor's office.] lady: Oh, there you're. I was thinking of calling you up. [She explains what appears to be going on.] Mitsuru: Damn.. what a fun way to finish the last night of the summer vacation. [After that, Mitsuru starts going around each room.] Mitsuru: (knock knock) room 101. Uehara and Ishii. etc: Can't you do something about this? When is the lights are coming back? [Mitsuru points out the window of the hallway.] Mitsuru: See that all the neighborhood is also blacked out? etc: Oh my.. Mitsuru: It appears it's not the problem in the wiring of the dorm. In other words, the recovery depends on if Tokyo Electric Power feels like it or not. etc: What?! my homeworks!! Mitsuru: Kamegaki sempai, Nagaoka sempai. Kame: It's you, Mitsuru. (*) Kame: With the only hope, electric fan down. it's steaming inside. etc: You're lucky, sempai. the fridge is down in my room! what if all the food go bad?! Mitsuru: Don't take it out on me. -other rooms etc: Waaaah! the mosquito repellant isn't working! etc: the mosquitos are coming!! "yeek!! shout!!" Mitsuru: Oh be quiet! -room 210 Mitsuru: Hasukawa, are you asleep? Suka: zzzzzzzzz [Mitsuru shuts the door, and the noise wakes up Hasukawa.] -room 211 Mitsuru: Mitsuru Ikeda-kun. check. Shinobu Tezuka-kun! [Shinobu, shining a flashlight from underneath appears in front of Mitsuru.] Shinobu: Yes? Mitsuru: I knew you'd do that. Shinobu: I figured you'd know. [Shun is also joking around, pretending to be a ghost. As Mitsuru walks down the hallway, he steps on something soft. He thinks it's another practical joke by his roommate. He turns around and..] Mitsuru: SHINOBU!!!!!!!!!! [But his shout is drowned by a bigger scream. With all these noise going on, Suka-chan wakes up.] Mitsuru: What's going on?! [And notices..] Suka: Why is it so dark?... -elsewhere in Green Wood [Mitsuru finds a guy squatting on the floor at the corner of the main building and the east building.] Mitsuru: What was that scream? etc: R.. right now.. I felt something cold on my hand, so I turned around and... (*) etc: there was a woman there. Mitsuru: You bozo!! Wake up!! Why should there be a woman in this place?! [He thinks he heard footsteps, but can't really hear clearly because of thunders.] Mitsuru: (Was it just my feeling?) Go back to your room. etc: Don't leave me behind here!! Mitsuru: (It's sort of turning into a panic show..) "Arcade" Aoki and Sakaguchi. Saka: Aoki just turned into ash with all those data he's been typing in got wiped out. Mitsuru: Check. Mitsuru: room 175. Yamashita-sempai and Ochi-sempai. etc: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz X2 Mitsuru: Check.. (they're probably the smartest around here.) Mitsuru: room 116. etc: Yes. We're in. It's so hot here. Mitsuru: ? Why are there three of you? etc: ? [They see white form sitting between them. Since the building is so old, Green Wood have several non-living residents as well. Here's one.] etc: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!???????? Mitsuru: Check. Mitsuru: room 117.. [He sees Fujikake on top of Yoshiki...] Yoshiki: Aaah. no.. [So, he leaves.] Mitsuru: check.. So, they're into that.... [And there's another scream.] Mitsuru: Now what?! (*) [Mitsuru heads to the source of scream.] etc: Ouch! [Mitsuru trips over somebody, and drops his flashlight.] Mitsuru: ou.. what're you doing here?! I said not to walk around, didn't I?! etc: Sorry, I just went to washroom. Mitsuru: Don't wonder around too much, alright? etc: Yes.. [Mitsuru tries to turn on the flashlight again.] Mitsuru: ? shoot. flashlight is dead.... etc: Is that you, Mitsuru? Mitsuru: Did you scream, sempai? etc: Yeah. I just saw somebody with long hair run. Mitsuru: Shun? etc: No. that was a woman. Mitsuru: could this be.... -elsewhere [Suka-chan is walking down the hallway.] Suka: It must be a blackout because of this thunder storm... [As he looks outside, he remember what sempai said.] "he's not being honest to himself." (*) Suka: Shuddup! (I'm being as honest to myself as I can! Sure, I knew that Kazuhiro was pushing himself for my sake in those days. But then, what about me who thought that was the truth? That's right. I'm not wron....g) ?! [He sees a image of a girl on the reflection of the window. He turns around but can't see anybody.] [Now, the panic is spreading around all over the Green Wood.] etc: What the hell was that?! etc: Something touched my face! etc: It's cold!! -Listening the panic.. Mitsuru: There definitely is something out there.... -Still standing by the window Suka: Who was that? .....? [He feels something touching him] Suka: (What passed over my feet right now?!) etc: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! Suka: ?! [Mitsuru also hears the scream] Mitsuru: THERE IT IS!!! (*) etc: what? [The next lightening proves that Mitsuru is pointing at completely opposite of the direction he should be.. A long haired girl is standing behind Mitsuru. A girl with bobbed hair is screaming, throwing herself into Suka-chan's neck.] etc: Snake! Theres a snake!! [The two girls are interrogated by the dorm head, and dorm supervisor.] etc: So, like we were making bets.. and like we were supposed to go in from the front and back door.. and like whoever went around the dorm first wins.. etc: and like there's blackout and.. we thought what should we do. I mean, like people here looked real fun.. etc: And like we wanted to see inside once.. Mitsuru: Will ya..? Suka: It's already past 12 though... Mitsuru: And you, Mr.Snake? etc: I had them as pets at home, but when I went home, two of them were dead, so I thought I can't leave them to my family's care. And I broke the glass case in the blackout. [And while looking for his snakes, Mitsuru tripped over him.] Mitsuru: No pets are allowed in the dorm. etc: But they don't bark, doesn't damage house, and don't shed hairs. Mitsuru: Of course not. narrat: So, the summer holiday of Ryokuto High, Ryokurin Ryou end with elaborate climax. [After everybody see the culprits of the panic, they're rushing back to their quads, trying to finish homeworks on time.] (*) -Next day. [Shun, Mitsuru-sempai and Shinobu-sempai look alright, but..] Suka: s.. so tired.. etc: Say, why is all the dorm guys are worn out? Suka: I don't know... (n) what a tiring place it is.. if I'm going to live there.. can I make it?.. but... Kazu: Kazuya,. I heard from Mitsuru. You nose-bled when Sumire hugged you, didn't you? Suka: !! Kazu: Don't come home for a while. Suka: I wouldn't even if you ask me!! (No way I'm gonna lose!) narrat: "I have to get stronger!" He thought. etc: Waah! Furusawa-sempai?! You're charred!! End! [a-chan wakes up.] Mitsuru: What's going on?! [And notices..] Suka: Why is it so dark?... --------------------------------Cut Here-------------------------------------- And... --------------------------------Cut Here-------------------------------------- Here's Green Wood Event Calender '91-92 from FM G.W. CD reservation privelage poster. It lists the annual events of Ryokuto High School, and some unnecesary things (ie the date for manga or OAV release) Those comments in " " are addition by residents. If you come across something you don't understand, write us. We need the responce for the indicator as to what we should put on the proposed handbook. *April 4-5th (Th & Fr) New resident entrance period 5th "The Dorm Society Head MUST sing a song this day." 6th (Sat) The term initiation ceremony 8th (Mon) The admittance ceremony 9-11 (Tue-Ths) Watch out period for "Touch and Go" of near by jr.high girls 12th (Fri) Fitness measurement day 15th (Mon) Deadline for the student council candidacy 25th (Thu) Friendship Game "The usual volley ball tournament" 30th (Tue) Student council election *May 2nd (Thu) Fire emergency training. 7-11th (Tue-Sat) May Depression Prevention Kazuhiro's spring counseling week. 13-16th (Mon-Thu) Grade 11 on field trip 19th (Sun) "Comic book vol 10 on sales" 23-25th (Thu-Sat) Midterm 29-31th (Wed-Fri) "Shinobu in preparation for the broadcast jack." *June 1st (Sat) "Summer uniform from today" 5th "Opening day of G.W.FM" 10-22th (Mon-Sat) Student teacher training period "Student teacher bashing period" 27th (Thu) Opening day of pool "Miss Contest (includes swim suit contest.) *July 2-4 (Tue-Thu) Term finals 7th (Sun) "Tanabata party" 10th (Wed) Deadline for application to stay in dorm 14th (Sun) Clean-up day (wax) 20th (Sat) Term closing ceremony "ALRIGHT! Summer holiday!!" *August 2-6th (Fri-Tue) Camp "Fireworks & Spook house" 10th (Sat) The day Suka-chan wants to eat watermelon "What's the hell is this?" 15th (Thu) Bon-Odori "Seriously?.." 21th (Wed) "Forest of Wizard III" on Sales!! "Just kidding!" 26-31 (Mon-Sat) Homework crash course week 31st (Sat) "Weep! The summer holiday is over!" *September 2nd (Mon) Term initiation ceremony 7th (Sat) Grade 10 volunteer's day "What's the hell are we doing?" 8th (Sun) Translator's birthday 14th (Sat) Grade 11 volunteer's day "You gotta be kidding.." 21st (Sat) Grade 12 volunteer's day "KNOCK IT OFF!!" 30th (Mon) Sports Meeting "Aim for Barcelona!!" *October 1st (Tue) "Winter uniform from today" 2nd (Wed) Deadline for School festival project proposal. 7-12 (Mon-Sat) Kazuhiro's "problem with opposite sex" counseling week. 17-19 (Thu-Sat) Mid Term 30-31st (Wed-Thu) School Festival. *November 8th (Wed) Deadline for School Festival Photo 10th (Sun) Resident Parents Meeting 22nd (Fri) "Release date of Vol 1 of video, I think..." *December 5-7th (Thu-Sat) Term Finals 15th (Sun) Clean up day (wax) 20th (Fri) "Release date of vol 2 of video, hopefully..." 21st (Fir) Term Closing ceremony 24th (Mon) "Ryokurin Ryo Special" Christmas Party 27-31st (Fri-Tue) Clean up period of Kouryu Ji "Need help. -Mitsuru" 27-5th (Fri-Sun) "Hibernation period" *January 8th Term initiation ceremony "Rice cake pounding party in the afternoon." 24th (Fri) "Room 204 Arcade open free day" *February "It's my month!" -Shun 3rd (Mon) Bean Spray "Come on, we aren't kids, alright?" 14th (Fri) Valentine's Day. "This year, for sure!!" 17th (Mon) Entrance exam 26-28th (Wed-Fri) Term Finals March 7th (Sat) Deadline for application to stay in dorm 9-13rd (Mon-Fri) Supplement course and exams "Oh shoot!" 14th (Sat) White Day "Who're you giving to?!" 15th (Sun) Clean up day (wax) 19th (Fri) Ryokurin Year Final Meeting "The appointment of the new dorm head." 20th (Sat) Graduation ceremony 23rd (Tue) Diploma Day 24th (Wed) Dorm Departure Day 28-29 (Sat-Sun) "Hot Spring Inn Kisaragi Invitation Period." 31st (Tue) "Hanami Party" -DS Suka: Do you know why Mitsuru-sempai had to go home? Shinobu: His family phoned him last night to get his help at home. Suka: Why? Shinobu: I heard they've got two funerals and a 13th anniversary memorial service all at once. -Green Wood vol 3 "Proper Brotherly Love."