Fredward shi no Ahiru by Ushijima Keiko

Volume 3 Bonus 

Translation in English by Y.W 
natane@geocities.com 
This translation may not be 100% accurate as I tried to make the whole thing "flow" better and 
because my Japanese is by no mean perfect! :) 
3:05 PM 12/22/98

Key 

{ }  = labels placed by the author
[ ]  = action by characters
( )  = speech bubble/ thought 

Notes 

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Duck Bonus
Kevin, a man among all men


Narrator	Kevin was taught how to fish by Rosemary.
		[Rosemary posing with a peace sign]
		After he went home to his house in Cole Street, he took out his fishing gear, 
		and went fishing in the nearby river. There were many types of fishes available,
		it almost looked as if you can catch one with your bare hands. 

Kevin		Now what kind of fish would I catch? 
		
Narrator	The only thing he caufht was a small baby fish. Its head was so small, that even
		the worm was too big for its tiny mouth. 
		Like a man, Kevin then immediately decided that fishing was not for him. 

		One day, Rosemary smacked Kevin rather hard. He didn't care.

Kevin		[Kevin went off shopping with Rosemary's feet imprint on his forehead]
		Eggs, then tissues.

Shopper		Eh, it's probably a new cult. 

Narrator	Kevin Fredward, a man among all men, 

Kevin		Huh. 

Rosemary	[Holding a sign]
		If you want to be good, just don't try to follow his example. 	

Rosemary	It's