This is probably funnier if you remember the previous ones.  I may repost,
if there's interest.

Fight of our Life vol. 2 part 11
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	English translation done by Toshiyori Jiro, 1991/03/31

p 179	Ataru		Hey, turn that dial back!
	Ataru		It so happens I _like_ City Hunter!
	Ranma		I'll bet.
	Akane		Turn it to Yawara.
	A-ko		I want to watch Orange Road.
	Ataru		But that's boring!
	Nabiki		When she saw the movie, she fell asleep and
			dreamed the ending.
p 180	Ataru		Let go of the dial.
	A-ko		Get your hands off of me!
	Lum		Oh there you are, darling!
	Lum		What are you doing with A-ko?
	Ataru		Uh...  heh....
p 181	tv set/Kyosuke	Oops.  Slipped.
	tv set/sound	BONGGGG!!
	Lum		Ataru....
	Ataru		Uh-oh...
	Lum		ZAP!!!!
p 182	Ranma		Ooh...  My head....
	Ranma		Someone will pay.
	Ranma		You!  Ataru!
	Ataru		(run, run)
	Lum		Don't attack Ataru!  Zap!
	Lum		Are you okay, darling?
p 183	Ranma		Oh, now you show concern?
	Ranma		You're sounding like Akane.
	Ranma		Where are we anyway?
	sign		ABCB
	Lum		Oh no!
	Kyosuke		Hey, what are you people doing here?
p 184	Nabiki		Lum, tell him.
	Lum		It must have been a freak accident.
	Lum		The shock, and you hitting your head at the
			same time.  It sent half of us here.
	Ataru		I'm going inside!
	Ranma		What's he after?
	Ataru		The ABCB!  Madoka!
p 185	Kyosuke		I'd better go inside.
	Lum		What is darling doing?
	Nabiki		Must be chasing girls, of course.
	Ranma		That jerk.
p 186	Kyosuke		Ayukawa!
	Kyosuke		Ataru, leave her alone.
	Madoka		Oh, it's all right.  We were just talking.
	Ataru		Ayukawa Madoka, please accept my apologies.
	Ataru		I just wanted to talk.  I've wanted to meet you
			for a long time.
	Lum		That's not like darling.
	Nabiki		Aren't you going to chase her?
	Nabiki		Grab for her skirt?
p 187	Ataru		Ayukawa, would you like some ice cream?
	Nabiki		Definitely not like Ataru at all.
	Lum		Darling, you don't really like her, do you?
	Ataru		Go away, Lum!
	Lum		Why are you throwing things?  I only meant....
p 188	Kyosuke		Look out, Ranma!
	Ranma		That glass of water...  suspended in mid-air....
	Kyosuke		I think you know what just happened.
	Kyosuke		Don't say anything.
	Ranma		I won't say anything about you if you won't say
			anything about me.
p 189	Hikaru		Hello!  People!  Sempai!
	Kyosuke		Uh, Hikaru...  we're sort of busy now.
	Hikaru		You're just sitting here.
	Hikaru		Madoka, is he a friend of yours?
	Madoka		Someone I just met.
	Madoka		Seems like a nice boy.
p 190	Hikaru		Did you hurt your head, sempai?
	Kyosuke		I bumped it, but it's not my head that's hurt.
	Ranma		You really like Madoka, don't you?
	Ranma		Sometimes it's hard to show it.
p 191	Ataru		So your parents are over in America?
	Ataru		It must get really lonely here.
	Lum		Darling, it gets really lonely here, too.
	Lum		Ataru, please come back.
	Lum		If you don't, I'll....
	Madoka		Lum, sit down.
p 192	Madoka		This is not something to fight over.
	Madoka		Ataru, this is not your home.  You don't really
			belong here.
	Madoka		You belong with Lum.
	Kyosuke		And you, Ayukawa, belong....
p 193	Hikaru		Is something wrong, Kyosuke?
	Hikaru		Were you about to say something?
	Kyosuke		I don't know what to say.
	Ataru		Lum, I think she's right.
	Ataru		We don't belong here.  We have to get home.  And....
	Nabiki		Oh, there you are!
p 194	Lum		ZAPPPPP!!!
	Nabiki		Ranma, I'm under attack!
	Nabiki		Protect me, your fiancee's sister!
	Ranma		What happened?
	Lum		whisper, whisper
	Ranma		I see.  Sorry, Nabiki.  See you later, must go.
p 195	Kyosuke		Before you go, let me give you some advice.
	Kyosuke		Akane is cute, and you should let her know it.
	Ranma		I'll...  think about it.
	Ranma		Now, you bump your head again.
	Ranma		Lum can do her usual.
	Lum		I'm too tired to zap any more.
p 196	Ranma		We have to get Lum to blast us.
	Ranma		Kyosuke, can you get that pitcher over here?
	Kyosuke		Here comes.
	Ranma-chan	Hello, Ataru.
	Ataru		You're so gorgeous when you look like that!
	Lum		Ataru no baka!  ZAPPPPP!!!
p 197	Nabiki		We're back.
	Nabiki		And this also proves Ataru is back to normal.
	Ranma-chan	Uh...  Akane, how much did you see?
	Nabiki		She didn't see anything.  It was a rerun.
	Nabiki		You were going to tell Akane something?
	Nabiki		Stubborn tomboy, was it?
	Ranma-chan	She's lying!
	Akane		Ranma no baka!

Toshiyori Jiro
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