Manga/Story: Hiroyuki Utatane -- Translation: Sunao Ohmi

Warning!!  This script is rated NC-17

Disclaimer: I am not trying to undermine STUDIO PROTEUS' adapted version
of "Rode Hard and Put up Wet" if you would like to purchase this manga please buy STUDIO PROTEUS' English adaptation.  Or the Japanese doujinshi "Workin Girls Are Beautiful" by UROBOROS.
Scans of this manga will not be available with this script.
This script was created with the fans in mind since STUDIO PROTEUS could
not necessarily provide a literal translation of this great erotic work.
I feel that one of Hiroyuki Utatane's greatest tallents is 
conveying eroticism through imagery combined with the dialog.
If the dialog is changed it changes the feel of his manga.  Naturally I
want to see it enjoyed by a wide audience.  NOTE: I am not an authority
on Japanese translation but I have enough of a handle on it to provide
a script, such as this, for the enjoyment of Utatane fans.  In other
words this should be very close to literal, if you see a mistake please
point it out to me.

Key: P.(#) = Page number, (a number by itself) = Panel number,
     (a letter) = Word bubble order, CAP = Caption.

P.1

Title: "Abandon your tears", said the policewoman

P.2

1.A. Kuha! haa!
  B. Ah! no! stop!
3.A. Man, it should be a crime to have such a cutesy face on a body like this!
  B. Ah!
  C. Na..Ah! Ah!

P.3

1.A. Hey! open your mouth!
  B. nngh
2.A. Se.. Sempai  h.. help me!
3.A. mmm---
4.A. oh of course, you're not wearing your glasses
5.A. here let me see if I can "help" you some more
  B. Nh..nnn  (what's going on?!)

P.4

2.A. Se.. sempai--
  B. hmm?
3.A. feels like I'm gonna barf
  B. uKyaaa!

P.5

1.A. Why're you always getting car sick?!
  B. Upu!
  C. Don't barf in here!
2.A. Geez it's like this every time, how can you be on traffic patrol if the
     ride keeps making you sick?
3.A. I'm so sorry
  B. All the bumps and vibrations upset my stomach 
4.A. Oh well, rest here for a bit, okay?
  B. Allright

P.6

1.A. Okay, show me your license---
3.A. You guys are pretty handsome y'know?
  B. Huh?
  C. If you think so, could you tear up the ticket?
4.A. I've got something better in mind
  B. Come with me for a minute?

P.7

1.A. This girl.. THIS GIRL!
2.A. She gets violently ill whenever she rides in a car..
  B. Wonder what would happen if she rode a man?
3.A. W..wha?  You mean? 

P.8

1.A. Mn..n..mm---
  B. Woah those silky gloves feel good--
2.A. Fuah..
3.A. Nnngh!!
4.A. Nfuah ah!--

P.9

1.A. Oh!
3.A. N.. no!  Don't put it in my ass!  No!!
4.A. NhaAH!

P.10

1.A. Fua Ah AAH!  No!  Stop.. Shaking me! I'll..
  B. I'll...
2.A. Bar...
  B. Uf!!
3.A. GuhhaAAAAAAA!! (barfing sound)
  B. A, hahahahaha!!
4.A. Okay, okay!  Now you guys have a "red" ticket: "officer witnessed rape of a woman"
  B. Lucky for you there's no room left for your moving violation!  Thank you 
     very much for your cooperation!

--END