Ribon 2000 Summer Special Translated by Hikaruchan Chacha and the gang ? years later…….. Chacha- I'm Chacha, and my trademark is my red hood! I'm a witch. Chacha- Today, I'm marrying my childhood friend and lover. I'm so satisfied with my life! Chacha- So long, we're going on our honeymoon! [Gyaaaa~] [Chacha and Riya are on her broom, swerving crazily^^] [Popy and the others are watching them.] Popy- We have a witch who can't use magic at all, paired up with a stupid dog for a husband……… Dorothy- What a unstable couple…… Seravi- At least they love each other……..Right? ~next Page~ [Shiine appears wearing a witch type pointy hat and a robe.] Shiine- I'm Shiine-chan, the current World's Greatest Magician. My trademark is this pointy hat that Mistress (Dorothy) gave me. [Scene changes, Shiine is walking by Riya, who is painting.] Riya- Oh hi Shiine chan. Shiine- Yo- I was on my way over to your house. Riya-……………[stares at Shiine's hat] Shiine-……………. [Shiine takes off hat.] Shiine- It's not like I'm bald or anything! I AM NOT BALD!! I AM NOT BALD!! [Shiine has a braid on top of his head, it looks weird] Riya- Um, I was staring at your BRAID……….. {Shiine is emphasizing that he is not bald because he had a dispute with Riya when they were kids about him being bald when he got older.} Narrator- Even though werewolf Riya is called a stupid dog, he became a famous artist. Shiine- I can't believe it, I thought that you had to have an owner to actually survive. And exactly how much do you get for that awful painting? Riya- I don't know. Shiine- ( thinks ) Today is his house warming party…….I bet he's a millionaire….that stupid, cocky dog. Narrator- Even though the husband recieves good pay, he has a wife that destroys everything, so their status of living stays the same. [An enormous fish is sticking out of their brand new house.] Riya-[sweatdrops] Oh no, our house is ruined again….. Chacha- I'm so sorry! I made another mistake! ~next page~ [Heihachi appears] Heihachi- This is Heihachi, the host and leader of Magic Land! Heihachi- Let's see, today is our debut of the all new talk show, 'A Married Woman's Standards!' Today's topic is: 'The Welfare of the People'. Ok, now we'll have some of the audience members' opinions and requests. [The audience all raise their hands. Chacha and Riya are watching the show on TV…] Chacha- Wow… Don't you think that Heihachi is taking these issues seriously? It's hard to believe that he used to be the crown prince of Demon Realm. Riya- Would you call this 'seriously'? [Popy appears] Narrator- Popy is a news reporter in Magic Land. His most important job is to make sure the leader (AKA Heihachi) does his job. [Heihachi is playing with a Game Boy] Popy- How many times do I have to tell you to stop playing video games!? Narrator- But when an incident occurs… Ichimatsu- There's been a purse snatching incident! Transform, Egaon! Popy- Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! [wailing] Narrator-……he transforms into the Super Hero of Justice, keeping peace and order in the land! Popy-[crying] When will I ever be rid of Egaon……….? ~Next page~ [Naruto is playing in a sandbox with his friend, Amedeo.] {Note that Amedeo looks like a mini Teacher Rascal. Now who can the mommy be?} Amedeo- Your brother is Egaon, right? Man, you're so lucky, he's way cool. Naruto- I guess, but he's always too busy to play with me….. [Kiki~ Mayachon comes on a bike.] Mayachon-Amedeo, I've come to pick you up! Amedeo- Oh mommy! See you, Naruto. Naruto- (thinks) Amedeo is the one that's lucky….. His mom comes to pick him up everyday…. It would be nice if my brother could come pick me up once in a while….. Then I'd be saved from this daily torture! [Gyaaaaa~ Chacha is riding on her broom while poor Naruto is clinging on to her cloak for dear life!] Naruto- I told you I could go home by myself! Chacha- NO!! Popy asked ME to pick you after school! [In Chacha's kitchen] Chacha- Popy is going to be coming home late again. Why don't you stay home for some dinner? [Naruto sweatdrops cuz Chacha's stew looks awful.] [Nami is holding a bag with a ribbon.] Nami- Senior Popy is busy, right? Well, I made a big batch of FISH cookies for you! [Naruto sweatdrops] [Shiine is holding a notebook, writing] Shiine- I'm getting the hang of these potion experiments. …..Can I record some data on you? [Nyoki~ Naruto takes a bite of the food with potion on it and his hair grows longer.] [Scene change- Popy is cooking (it's his day off from work).] Naruto- Humans often dislike being tended to by others, Brother. Popy-[sweatdrops] I don't think that preschoolers are suppose to be saying such difficult things….. ~Next page~ [Chacha, Seravi, Dorothy, and Riya are having tea.] Chacha- Dorothy, your stomach is getting bigger! Dorothy- That's because there's two in there. Seravi-[all excited] Yes, we're having twins! Were going to have twins! Seravi-What if one of them's a girl with golden locks and blue eyes? Then I fear Daddy will never be able to let her go off and marry! Yes sir, she's staying with me forever~! Dorothy-[sweatdrops] If that really did happen……. In Demon Realm…….. [WAAAAHH!] Seravi- Yes! They're born! There's a blonde….. Dorothy-……boy. Thank God! Seravi- (thinks) So this is a Doris look alike? [Scene changes. Yakko is crying.] Yakko- (thought) Oh……… My Seravi…… Why did you leave me and go to Demon Realm? Why did you marry someone other than me? Yakko- But Yakko still loves Seravi……….yes she does…….. [Seravi and Dorothy come over pushing a pram with the twins.] Yakko- OH! A miniature Seravi! Yakko-[rushes over to the little girl] Do you go out with older women? Dorothy- Um, that one's a girl……..