Volume 12 Extra: Laugh Laugh Naruto-chan. Release in Ribon Natsuyasumi Special 1999. Translated by: Nekochan aka Michelle (aoi_hane@hotmail.com) Some notes: Naruto is only a baby, he cannot talk yet. I just want readers of this translation to understand that Naruto only thinks, and it's up to Popy to read his mind to find out what his little brother is trying to say. Disclaimer: I'm only a student of Japanese, so my skills are only "ok", feel free to contact me about any mistakes I have. (Page 1) Narration: "Popy-kun's only little brother is an ESP baby. He's always having an expressionless face. [Popy is playing with Naruto a who-is-it game, where you cover your own face and make the baby guess who.] Popy[covering his face]: "Naruto, who is it? who is it? ~~" Naruto[think, with no reaction whatsoever]: ....... it's big brother. (Page 2) Popy[tickling his brother]: "Why can't you be like a normal baby who will laugh?" Naruto[think]: Don't do that!! Cha Cha: "Aw, stop it Popy-kun. If you want Naruto-chan to laugh, you have to make it more lively and fun!" Riya[wolf]: "Let us try!" Trio[covering their faces]: "Who is it? who is it?.... BAAA!! [reveal their faces.] (Page 3) [Naruto has no reaction whatsoever.] Naruto[think]: Big Brother, I have some idiots in front of me! Popy: "Hey, they're doing this because of you!" Cha Cha: "Hm? What did Naruto say?" Shiine: "He's not laughing, at all..." Riya[changing into a boy]: "Say! Let me take him higher and higher!" Riya[lifting Naruto up]: "See-- higher and HIGHER!!" Popy: "That's not very high." (Page 4) Riya[throwing Naruto into the air]: "Then, I'll throw him even higher!" Cha Cha and Shiine: "STUPID!! YOU'RE THROWING A BABY!!" //guruguruguru// [Naruto did 3 mid-air somersaults and landed safely in Riya's arms.] Cha Cha and Shiine: "WOW!!!" Popy: "Naruto thinks that doing this is not fun..." [Cha Cha tries a new method.] Cha Cha: "Naruto-chan is too clever, so he thinks that baby games are boring... Let big sister read you a book." [So Cha Cha reads Naruto a book.] Cha Cha: "See Narutochan, this is a bow-wow." Naruto[think]: Wrong, that's a dog. Cha Cha: "This is a meow-meow meowing." Naruto: "That's not a meow-meow, that's a cat!" (Page 5) Naruto[think, telling Popy]: Big Brother, this person doesn't know what these animals are! I can read the book better than her!" Cha Cha: "Does Naruto-chan think this is fun?" Popy[sweatdrop]: "err... no... it's..." //Chiwa// [Heihachi visits!] Heihachi: "YO! Po-chan! Listen up!! I brought some of my old toys for Naruto to play." Popy: "Toys?" Hehachi: "These are "guess who" boxes I played with when I was small." [Heihachi puts the boxes around Naruto.] Box 1: "who is it?" Box 2: "who is it?" Box 3: "who is it?" (Page 6) Box 1: "GRANDMA!!" Box 2: "GRANDMA!!" Box 3: "GRANDMA!!" [3 scary grandmothers pop up from the boxes. Naruto gets scared and & cries throwing the whole room into a spinning frenzy with his ESP powers.] Popy: "What kinda toys are these? They're so SCARY?!" Heihachi: "Scary? You mean it's not fun?" [Suddenly, Ichimatsu appears!] Ichimatsu: "I have a baby's toy here! It's a model of myself, I made it! It moves and laughs, isn't it cute?" (Page 7) [Cha Cha, Riya and Shiine are scared stiff from the spinning frenzy and "scold" Ichimatsu out of fear!] Cha Cha[whacking his detachable head off]: "Ichimatsu-kun! Don't bring strange toys here!" Riya: "If Naruto-chan cries again, awful things are going to happen!" Ichimatsu: "HOW RUDE!! How dare you call my invention a strange toy!" Naruto[stops crying]: ......... [Cha Cha, Riya and Shiine get into a little "fight" with Ichimatsu.] Ichimatsu: "Your methods are more useless than mine!!" Shiine: "You mean it's better that he cries?!" //kyakyakya// [Naruto thinks this is very funny and starts laughing!] Popy[sweatdrop]: "Now it's not time to laugh!" Heihachi[sweatdrop]: "Why is it Po-chan's upbringing isn't so bad?" ~ End of Volume 12 Extra: Laugh Laugh Naruto-chan~ Translation copyrighted to Nekochan (aoi_hane@hotmail.com)