CLAMP Campus Detective Team (CLAMP Gakuen Tanteidan) Vol. 2 Asuka Comics DX. ISBN4-04-852397-X, retailed at 520 yen. Original Japanese copyright belongs to CLAMP and Kadokawa Shoten, 1993. First printing: April 1, 1993 CLAMP Campus Detective Team ~ CLAMP Gakuen Tanteidan ~ 2.0 %Thoughts $Flashbacks [handwritten text] {footnotes by Translator} FILE 5: Please wait until its dark p. 9 [Every school has at least one "ghost story." But when it comes to "CLAMP Campus."] p. 13 [Foundation: CLAMP CAMPUS] p. 14 [This huge campus that includes: Kindergarten, Elementary, Jr. High, High, Undergraduate, Graduate School, was created by the largest financial group in Japan "Imonoyama as a small learning place for the future.] p. 15 [It is a one large "city" created with personal finances. This campus city that houses "institutions" such as dormitory, research institute, movie theater, hospital, bank, etc. Counting all of the students, professors, administrators, and the workers for the institutions and their families; over 10,000 people live or attend it.] p. 16 [For those with talent, the door is opened without any concern about heritage or money. CLAMP Campus, famous for many of the unique, excelled talents; on the other hand, is also famous for its celebrating side.} p. 17 [Another unique feature of this school is that in kindergarten, elementary, junior high, high, undergraduate, and graduate school all has a "Student Government" that is an observing board. Each school is run completely by it's "Student Government." "Student Government" possesses more power than the board of Trustees, PTA, Teachers, and Professors.] p. 18 [By the way, the elementary school "Student Government" is run by these three.] p. 19 [And what these three has recently formed is an organization that works only for the happiness for all "women." It is the "CLAMP Campus Detective Team."] p. 20 NOKORU It's summer... [CLAMP Campus Elementary School 6th Grade, Student Government President, Nokoru Imonoyama] [Summer only around this area] p. 21 SUOH Please clean it up soon, Kaichou. There are many documents that must be finished by today. [CLAMP Campus Elementary School 5th Grade, Student Government Secretary, Suoh Takamura] %This person... NOKORU Suoh, let's enjoy summer together. SUOH CLAMP Campus is all central air conditioned. You cannot feel "hot" in the summer or "cold" in the winter." I believe that there is no need to turn on the fan or to light the Katori-senkou. {Katori-senkou: incense type thing that you light so that mosquitos go away. Usually in a container shaped as a pig.} p. 22 NOKORU Even in CLAMP Campus that is spring all year round, the four seasons must be kept. This Katori-buta-san! Mosquito net! Goldfish! And a wind chime! This is a "Japanese Summer" Suoh! [He's drunk] AKIRA And in a "Japanese Summer" the drink is "Hiyashi-ame." {Hiyashi-ame: bit unsure actually to what this is. Something cold that is probably disgustingly sweet.} p. 23 AKIRA Here you go. [CLAMP Campus Elementary School 4th Grade, Student Government Treasurer, Akira Ijyuin] [Smile] NOKORU It's good indeed Akira! AKIRA Thank you very much. [smile] [SUOH: It really is good.] [This Hiyashi-ame is really good, but!] SUOH Just because it is summer doesn't mean that there is going to be less work. p. 24 SUOH I want you to look through all of these documents in one hour and place your seal of approval. NOKORU Su, Suoh.... [Cool] AKIRA Nice job, Suoh-sempai. SUOH Those documents...if Kaichou becomes serious he would finish it in 20 min, but he always wants to play... AKIRA But now, we'll get some Student Government work done for the first time in couple of days. SUOH It would be great if it happens... p. 25 [Those documents] NOKORU Suoh! SUOH Yes NOKORU What is this? p. 26 SUOH It is an request made by the student. NOKORU A request? SUOH That there is a ghost in the Art Room of the elementary school... NOKORU A ghost!? SUOH The first time is when the security guard reported that he saw a white shadow while making a round. Later, same reports were made by the art students. p. 27 SUOH But I believe it is an illusion, but I wanted you to look over it and place your seal on it... NOKORU Suoh... SUOH Yes NOKORU Do you know the sex of this ghost? SUOH ...................it is a woman. p. 28 SUOH The Student Government cannot ignore a request made by the students! Collect more information about this case as soon as you can! [Just as I thought] AKIRA Ta...Takamura-sempai... [worried] SUOH ...I understand. But please, at least finish going over those documents... [disappeared] p. 29 NOKORU Suoh, Akira, we are going to the scene of the crime!! [Elementary School, Art Room] NOKORU I am sorry, but who is the student that made the request to the Student Government... GIRLS It was me! p. 30 NOKORU {whispering} Were there this many requests that said that they saw a ghost? [Heart beating] SUOH You didn't read the document closely did you. The request was made by all of the female students in the Elementary School Art Club. NOKORU I am sorry to intrude during your club hours, but I would like to know about the ghost that you saw.. GIRLS I saw it. When I saw it. At 7:00 pm. I was really, really scared. It was really scary. In the Art Room. It was on the wall. NOKORU Please, one at a time.... p. 31 NOKORU So everyone saw the same ghost. GIRL A white shadow always appears on the wall or the curtain. It disappears when I start to run. NOKORU The ghost was a "woman?" GIRLS Yes! p. 32 BOY That and... NOKORU And? BOY Cats crying... NOKORU Cats? GIRLS I heard it too. Me too. NOKORU "Ghost" and a "cat." p. 33 PRESIDENT OF ART CLUB Oh, I'm surprised...is the art club resting today...? [PRESIDENT: Rest, but it doesn't mean to sleep in a futon.] NOKORU I am sorry, I wanted to ask something to the members of the art club. PRESIDENT No, no it's quite alright. p. 34 GIRL President! The members of the Student Government wanted to ask about the ghost... I've personally never met that ghost, but I would like to meet. Japanese ghosts are known to be beautiful. NOKORU Truly a Japanese Culture. PRESIDENT True p. 35 AKIRA & SUOH %They are in sync... NOKORU I am sorry to intrude during your club time. PRESIDENT No, no, please come again. If you can be a model, all the female members will be quite delighted. [PRESIDENT: Here you go] GIRLS Then with Takamura-san and Ijyuin-san. With the three of them together. Great! Great! SUOH %I'll be in trouble if anymore time is taken away from the student %government work. p. 36 NOKORU By the way. This ghost scare, the Student Government would like to look into it privately. PRESIDENT Until 7:00 pm. I'll be in the room getting ready for this fall's art exhibit. I may be of some help. [PRESIDENT: How cute.] NOKORU I see.... [Cafe] AKIRA So it was true, the ghost-san in the art room. NOKORU Not two or three, but all of them saw the same type of thing, so there must be something that can be a "ghost." p. 37 NOKORU Human beings are easily hypnotized. For example if two people are walking down a dark road, and one of them sees a white sheet or something and think it's a ghost and screams, then the other gets scared by that scream and becomes "confused." When confused, it is hard to make a clear judgement, "Confusion" brings about "fear" and "fear" brings about more "confusion." p. 38 NOKORU So the first person who mistook the sheet, out of fear becomes convinced that white shadow he saw was a "ghost." The other becomes afraid of the white shadow that he didn't even see and also feels as though he saw a "ghost." AKIRA Kaichou, you are amazing. You know a lot of things. NOKORU [smiles] It's an easy psychoanalysis. AKIRA Indeed he is great as if he gets serious he can finish that pile of documents in 20 min, right, Takamura-sempai! [Don't remind him!!] p. 39 SUOH So, when will you look through "if he gets serious he can finish that pile of documents in 20 min?" NOKORU Of, of course, I'll finish them today... SUOH I feel relieved now. AKIRA %Amazing as usual Takamura-sempai. [Shindra Area] SUOH So, can we say that we concluded the "ghost" scare in the Art Club? AKIRA We can't do anything if it is a ghost. NOKORU No, wait a moment. Suoh, Akira, I want you two to look up something. p. 40 SUOH What is it? NOKORU The "time" when the "ghost" appears. SUOH Time? NOKORU What time does the ghost usually appear? And when do the crying of "cats" can be heard? I also want to meet that beautiful ghost. p. 41 [Art Room] p. 42 p. 43 SUOH The statement that says saw a ghost...the security guard is the first one to see it at 11:35 pm, two weeks ago; next a member of the art club around 8:00 pm. NOKORU She was there that late? SUOH No, one of the art member forgot her paint, and there was a study group, so few of the people who was at that member's house went with her to go get. NOKORU Any others? SUOH Others...another art member was there after 7:00 pm to finish a work for the fall exhibit then suddenly the room got dark and a white shadow... NOKORU What happened to the member? SUOH She got scared and went home. p. 44 SUOH After that, all of them are basically the same, when staying after 7:00 pm, the room gets dark and the ghost appears. NOKORU Gets scared and leave the room... AKIRA The voices of cats are all after 7:00 pm also. The security guard that first saw the ghost also heard cats. Also the art members who came to get paint that Takamura-sempai reported, they all heard cats. NOKORU "Ghost" and "cat"... p. 45 NOKORU Well both "ghost" and "cat" is fit for a Japanese-style Painting. SUOH CLAMP Campus Elementary School Art Club also does Japanese-style Painting... AKIRA By the way. That president does both Japanese-style and European- style Painting, I read it in the newspaper. She was the youngest ever to win the art contest, and in both Japanese and European- style Painting. p. 46 NOKORU She is one of the CLAMP Campus Scholarship Students. It should be easy for her. AKIRA & SUOH What? NOKORU I want to be sure of something, will you help me? AKIRA Help in what? NOKORU You only need to vacate the art room for a moment. p. 47 GIRL Suoh-san and Akira-kun are models. I can die from happiness. [Mr. Doros and a Sailor] p. 48 The males students are out on a Student Government work, they are doing the scaffolding of the Student Government sponsored "Bonodori Taikai!" We have them all to ourselves! It would be perfect if Nokoru-sama was here! Nokoru-sama is too busy with the "Bonodori Taikai" so he doesn't have the time. [Bonodori: An old fashion dance that happens in late summer] AKIRA %So help meant this... SUOH %That person... p. 49 [Art Room] NOKORU I'm sorry Suoh, Akira. The efforts of you two will not be wasted. p. 50 NOKORU Amazing. I'm sorry to borrow the male members for the design of "Bonodori Taikai." PRESIDENT No, we are happy to draw two members of the Student Government. p. 51 NOKORU By the way about the ghost in the art room. I would like to meet the beautiful ghost, so will it be alright to come tomorrow to the art room? PRESIDENT Tomorrow, I'll be finishing up the remaining art works, so it would be alright until 7:00 pm. NOKORU Then I'll be there after school. [PRESIDENT: Kabocha daiou hatake no nakade (Pumpkin Emperor in the Field)] p. 52 AKIRA & SUOH Kaichou NOKORU Akira, Suoh, the President's sketch was great. Let's get a copy of it later! Be, be calm. Because of your sacrifice, I know the identity of the "ghost." SUOH What! AKIRA Are you serious? p. 53 NOKORU Yes...we'll be able to meet the "ghost" tomorrow at 7:00, and also the "cats." You are quite amazing. PRESIDENT Thank you, do you like oil painting? NOKORU I like oil painting, but I also like Japanese-style painting. p. 54 NOKORU Especially "ghost" and "cats." It's almost 7:00 PRESIDENT Let's cleanup and go home. Your parents must be worried. NOKORU ...aren't you going to set the "slides" today? p. 55 [PRESIDENT: Damn] p. 56 NOKORU It's amazing. It looks more like a "ghost" than a real one. p. 57 PRESIDENT H....How NOKORU The keyword is "7:00 pm." p. 58 NOKORU The "ghost" always appears after 7:00 pm. All of the members except for you have seen the ghost after 7:00 pm. But you have never seen the "ghost." And when I asked to research into the "ghost" scare, you made a condition "until after 7:00 pm." So I came up with a theory. p. 59 NOKORU The "ghost" was manmade. I haven't heard of a ghost that appears after a certain time. Then why is there a need to make a ghost. The "person" who made the ghost wanted to use the rumor to scare people from the art room. p. 60 NOKORU And especially after 7:00 pm. I found these while the art members were sketching the two today. [Pinch!] PRESIDENT So then! NOKORU As a result, I have deceived you. I know that you are mad, but I wanted to be a help to you. PRESIDENT Me....? p. 61 PRESIDENT Kitties! NOKORU You made the "ghost" is because of these kittens. PRESIDENT The kittens were thrown out on the street, but I couldn't keep them. [how cute!] p. 62 PRESIDENT I thought that I could keep them at school until I can find someone. During the daytime I keep them by the tree in the Green House, but at night, even though it is summer, it is chilly so I kept them here in the art room. But if the security guard, or any of the members found them... NOKORU So you made up a "ghost" in order to scare them away from the art room at night. p. 63 PRESIDENT I'm sorry. I used the room for a private reason, and I also started a "ghost" scare...I'll probably be expelled. [depression] NOKORU Please lift up your head. p. 64 NOKORU The reason why I looked into this case is not because I wanted to make you sad, I wanted to help you. I cannot punish your kind heart toward these cats. p. 65 NOKORU The Elementary School Student Government will take care of these cats until a recipient can be found. PRESIDENT But...! p. 66 NOKORU I'm an amateur when it comes to art, but I think this "ghost" is amazing. I can see why the security guards and the other members believed it was real. p. 68 NOKORU This "painting" was for the fall exhibit. Everyone just mistook it for a ghost. Your troubled face is beautiful too, but your smile is much more beautiful. PRESIDENT Thank you very much. p. 67 [Student Government Room] AKIRA That was an amazing painting. It really looked like a real ghost. NOKORU It'll definitely win the fall art exhibit. AKIRA But, how did you know where the cats were? NOKORU Oh, that. p. 68 NOKORU For the past two weeks, she has been running towards the Green House during lunch time. She isn't the type that runs, so I was wondering why she was rushing. She was worried about the cats. p. 69 AKIRA Did you know that President of the Art Club? NOKORU No, I really don't know her. AKIRA You have great memory as always! NOKORU When it comes to women. SUOH In any case, I will have all of the documents done by today. p. 70 SUOH Until you go through all of these documents and stamp your seal of approval, you are not allowed to go outside. NOKORU Su, Suoh... File 6: The notebook for the ball p. 75 [Foundation: CLAMP Campus] [This huge campus that includes: Kindergarten, Elementary, Jr. High, High, Undergraduate, Graduate School, was created by the largest financial group in Japan "Imonoyama as a small learning place for the future.] p. 76 [It is a one large "city" created with personal finances. This campus city that houses "institutions" such as dormitory, research institute, movie theater, hospital, bank, etc. Counting all of the students, professors, administrators, and the workers for the institutions and their families; over 10,000 people live or attend it. For those with talent, the door is opened without any concern about heritage or money. CLAMP Campus, famous for many of the unique, excelled talents; on the other hand, is also famous for its celebrating side.} p. 77 [Another unique feature of this school is: kindergarten, elementary, junior high, high, undergraduate, graduate school; all has a "Student Government" that act as an observing board. Each school is run completely by it's "Student Government."] p. 78 ["Student Government," its power is far greater than the board of Trustees, PTA, Teachers, and Professors. And the Elementary School Student Government...] [CLAMP Campus Elementary School, 4th Grade, Student Government Treasurer, Akira Ijyuin] [CLAMP Campus Elementary School, 6th Grade, Student Government President, Nokoru Imonoyama] p. 79 [CLAMP Campus Elementary School, 5th Grade, Student Government Secretary, Suoh Takamura] [...is run by these three.] [CLAMP Campus Salad Bowl Dome] p. 80 p. 81 UMPIRE Out! AKIRA Suoh-sempai is great as usual, amazing speed ball! NOKORU Hmm...it is a difficult task to get a point from Suoh. AKIRA Takamura-sempai is great in any sports. NOKORU To have a baseball game for the elementary school was a good idea, but having Suoh play for the Panda-san Team was a damage. AKIRA The teams for the baseball game was chosen by a lottery. Kaichou and I were Penguin-san Team. NOKORU Call me "coach" not "kaichou." p. 82 AKIRA What kind of an advice did you give him Kaichou, I mean "Coach." p. 83 NOKORU "In order to hit a fast ball, first grip the bat short, then the swing would become faster in proportion to the length of the bat. If the swing becomes faster then the percentage of hitting the ball would increase. If the percentage of hitting the ball would increase, then there would be a chance to get on base." AKIRA Amazing Kaichou, I mean Coach. Wonderful baseball analysis. Kaichou, I mean Coach you are not only a genius in physics and math, but also in baseball. NOKORU No, it's just from this. p. 84 NOKORU By the way, I have never played baseball, this is the first time. [arrogance] AKIRA Then why did you plan a baseball game? NOKORU I read this book, and thought it was interesting. UMPIRE Start. MASAYOSHI %Hold the grip short. p. 85 UMPIRE Game over! NOKORU Hmm...Suoh can't be overcome by this kind of a scheme. [Akira: Good work! Here is Masayoshi-kun's.] NOKORU It's a disadvantage to have Suoh on the other team when it comes to sports. AKIRA Kaichou, why don't you play in the game? p. 86 NOKORU To give other students the glory is also a work of a President. SUOH [whispering] Ijyuin, sports is a taboo in front of Kaichou. AKIRA What? Why? SUOH ....Kaichou lacks the ability for sports. AKIRA What?? But when he saw that young lady from the top of the tree, he had great reflect. SUOH He only has ability when "woman" is involved. AKIRA I...I didn't know. SUOH Kaichou, rarely does sports in front of people. AKIRA Then why does Takamura-sempai know that Kaichou lacks the ability? p. 87 SUOH Well there were things... GIRL They are just wonderful the members of the Elementary Student Government! It is only a week until the "Kindergarten, Elementary School Joint Ball." GIRL 2 It's the plan that Nokoru-sama made? It's held at the Gamera Place with everyone in formal attire. GIRL 3 Who are those three going to dance with? GIRL 4 I want to dance with Nokoru-sama just once! GIRL 5 If it is Suoh-kun I wouldn't care if he puts a judo move on me. GIRL 6 I want to with Akira-kun. p. 88 [GIRLS: We are so fearless!] AKIRA But Takamura-sempai you are simply great. NOKORU Next time why don't we try a Tennis match? [Cancel the Ball!] p. 89 AKIRA This! Who did this... NOKORU ...At least, there is someone who wants to stop the "Kindergarten, Elementary School Joint Ball," a week from now. p. 90 NOKORU But, if it's this much, it can't be passed as a joke. AKIRA But who is it.... NOKORU CLAMP Campus looks lighthearted, but it is strict towards unauthorized entry. It can be said that it is impossible for a suspicious individual to walk around campus. SUOH So the perpetrator is within this school? AKIRA But...everyone is excited for the "ball." p. 91 SUOH But why does he wants just the "ball" to be canceled? CLAMP Campus is a school that has many festivities like the baseball game. By the proposal of the student government, it can be said that there is some kind of festivities every two weeks. So why the "Kindergarten, Elementary School Joint Ball"... AKIRA Maybe there is someone who is not good at dancing. NOKORU The ball is voluntary. There is no need to dance if they are not good at it. AKIRA That is right. CALLER Cancel the "ball," or something horrible will happen to the President. NOKORU Horrible...? p. 92 AKIRA Who was it? NOKORU It seems like the sender of these letters. If the "ball" is not canceled something horrible will occur. AKIRA Horrible!? SUOH Should we ask the CLAMP Campus Investigation Team to do an analysis of the handwriting? NOKORU If we do that the it would be an insult to "CLAMP Campus Detective Team." SUOH %Why is he always like this NOKORU And I have an idea of who the perpetrator is. AKIRA & SUOH An idea? p. 93 [Gamera Place] AKIRA Tomorrow is the ball. SUOH I think we can make it. p. 94 AKIRA & SUOH Kaichou! p. 95 GIRLS Kyaaaa! {screams} AKIRA Are you alright!? Kaichou! Takamura-sempai. [SUOH: That, that was close.] p. 96 NOKORU ...I am alright...Suoh are you alright...? What is it? SUOH No just the leg.... NOKORU Someone bring a stretcher! p. 97 GIRL Suoh-san! AKIRA Takamura-sempai! [Nurse's office] AKIRA [worried] Are you alright Takamura-sempai? SUOH Yes, I only twisted my right ankle. p. 98 NOKORU ...I'm sorry Suoh...if only I had more athletic ability... [depressed] SUOH It's nothing, please don't worry about it. AKIRA But did you feel faint? Kaichou, you suddenly fell... NOKORU I didn't fall AKIRA What? P. 99 NOKORU I was pushed SUOH ...Let's cancel the ball AKIRA I think that it should be canceled too. NOKORU No, the "Kindergarten, Elementary School Joint Ball" will go on as planned. p. 100 AKIRA & SUOH Kaichou! NOKORU The perpetrator's after me. Just because of me, an event that all of the kindergarten and elementary school students are all excited about cannot be canceled. I did not tell you, but the phone call said this. "Cancel the ball or something horrible will happen to the President." P. 101 SUOH Why didn't you tell us then!? NOKORU If I did you would definitely have canceled the ball right? [a little bit mad] Just because of me, I don't want to cast a shadow on the faces of those ladies' smiles. p. 102 SUOH %He is indeed kind to woman. "Only to woman"... NOKORU But I am responsible to what happened to Suoh. I'm sorry Suoh. SUOH ...From "that time" I know that if I am with you I am in danger. AKIRA What is "that time"...? NOKORU Akira, I'll tell you all about Suoh's bravery later. p. 103 NOKORU Any way the ball will take place as planned. May be the perpetrator will be at the ball. AKIRA & SUOH What!? [The day of the ball] p. 104 NOKORU Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the "Kindergarten, Elementary School Joint Ball." Please enjoy yourself to the fullest extent. GIRL Nokoru-sama is good looking! I wonder who he is going to dance with. p. 105 NOKORU To be able to dance with Nokoru-sama, I'll suffocate with happiness. AKIRA Are you alright Suoh-sempai? SUOH Yes, don't take your eyes off of Kaichou. AKIRA Yes! NOKORU Excuse me, please let me through. p. 106 NOKORU Hello. SOPRANO H...hello... AKIRA What is it? P. 107 NOKORU You are the one who have been sending me the sheets and the letters this past week. You are also the one who gave me the phone call. SOPRANO H, how... NOKORU You have given me a letter before. April 14th of this year, in a beautiful purple envelope on a paper that had a white lilies of the valleys on it. SOPRANO H, how... p. 108 NOKORU I remember the contents of the letters that I receive from women, and also their names and handwritings. SOPRANO B...but, how did you know that it was me... NOKORU It was written 5th grade, class D, so during the morning assembly I knew that it must be you... SOPRANO B...but how about the phone.. NOKORU In this year's "Oukasai," 5th grade, class D did a chorus and you sang a solo, a beautiful soprano. P. 109 NOKORU Why did you do such a thing? SOPRANO I have always admired Nokoru-sama...but I thought that Nokoru-sama doesn't know a girl like me who doesn't have any talent, and isn't popular...Nokoru-sama doesn't belong to anyone...but I didn't want to see you dance with anyone in this ball...so I thought that the ball should be canceled...I'm sorry. p. 110 NOKORU Your tears are beautiful, but you are smile is much more. Please smile, and will you dance with me? p. 112 AKIRA She was the perpetrator, but because she likes Kaichou she doesn't want him to dance with anyone else...girls are scary. SUOH But how did you remember her name and handwriting from all those letters you receive everyday. NOKORU Not only her. I remember all of the letter's contents, paper, envelope, hand writing, and the name. AKIRA You are amazing! SUOH %...when it comes to "women," he has more memory than a computer. p. 113 AKIRA But it isn't good that she pushed Kaichou from that high of a place. NOKORU That was only to frighten me a bit. She thought that I would land safely.... AKIRA I see! She didn't know that Kaichou lacked athletic ability! p. 114 GIRLS There they are! It's the members of the elementary student government! Nokoru sama! Please dance with me! Me too! It's not fair that you only dance with one! Suoh-san! Akira-kun! FILE 7: You are deep in my heart. p. 117 [CLAMP Campus Archery Range] GIRLS Suoh-san is next! p. 118 GIRLS It's an bulls eye! He's great in deed! p. 119 SUOH %What sound is it? A flute? p. 120 SUOH %...It is a flute. And a Japanese flute...There isn't a music room around here and in CLAMP Campus there isn't a class or club with Japanese instruments, and elementary school and up all have classes right now. Who is it? p. 124 SUOH Please wait!! What...was it... p. 125 [Elementary Student Government Room] AKIRA Takamura-sempai. Takamura-sempai? SUOH What is it Ijyuin? AKIRA I want you to look through these documents.. SUOH I understand. AKIRA Takamura-sempai, are you sick? SUOH No, I'm alright. AKIRA But you seem to be out of it... P. 126 NOKORU I'm sorry I'm late. SUOH Kaichou, that wisteria... NOKORU [surprised] Y...yeah...the wisterias by the archery range was beautiful, so I got them from the CLAMP Campus gardening club who is in charge of it. What about it? SUOH ...No, it is nothing. p. 127 NOKORU Did he find out something I did? AKIRA I don't think so. If he did, then Kaichou's desk would be over flowing with documents. SUOH It's the document for the elementary school teachers, hand this in as is. AKIRA I'll go to the teacher's lounge now. P. 128 [day dreaming] NOKORU ...Su Please come in. UTAKO Excuse me, hello, President Imonoyama of the Elementary School Student Government. P. 129 NOKORU Well, President Ohkawa of the Kindergarten Student Government. Thank you for coming. UTAKO It is about the Kindergarten's Fall Garden Party that I sent the other day. NOKORU Of course, the Elementary Student Government will support it fully. UTAKO Thank you very much. I have already received permission from the Board of Trustees and the Gardening Club. We will try our best to make it a wonderful garden party. NOKORU But it is a splendid idea. p. 130 NOKORU To use the wisteria trellis by the archery range as the stage for the garden party.... UTAKO I heard the plan to replant the wisteria on the wisteria trellis to a circular shape, so I thought it fit to use as a stage for this year's kindergarten's fall garden party...A week later, the garden club is going to replant it from the current rectangular shape to a donut shape. NOKORU It is for the readjustment for the vines to growth. UTAKO The detailed plans for the garden party. I'm sorry to have taken your time, I will leave now. P. 131 NOKORU I am quite delighted to exchange words with a beautiful lady. UTAKO How flattering. So.. NOKORU Ohkawa President. UTAKO What? NOKORU You who are beautiful, is glowing with beauty right now is because of "love"? [on target {on the fan}] p. 132 NOKORU It is true that women becomes more beautiful when they are in "love." I would like to meet the person who has captured her heart. AKIRA I just returned. Was someone here? NOKORU Yes, a charming customer. AKIRA Oh yes, this. p. 133 NOKORU What is this? AKIRA I was handed at the Teacher's lounge. This past week, there seems to be an unexplained phenomenon at the CLAMP Campus Colosseum and the Salad Bowl Dome, so they wanted to report it to the Elementary Student Government. NOKORU An unexplained phenomenon? AKIRA The stage of the colosseum was destroyed. The ground of the Salad Bowl Dome was split as if by a huge sickle. P. 134 NOKORU It's too far to be a prank. AKIRA Someone in CLAMP Campus to do such a thing...do you think it's an outside job? NOKORU {laughter} It's the first serious job for the CLAMP Campus Detective Team since it started. So let's go to the scene of the crime... AKIRA They already asked the CLAMP Campus Investigation Team. A missile! p. 135 AKIRA What is that? NOKORU That is the missile that the CLAMP Campus Electrical Engineering Department built from the request of the Chairwoman of the Board. It must be in it's last test run. AKIRA Do missiles fly that throw? NOKORU That missile is special. It is able to go from a slow speed of a blimp to a speed close to the sound barrier. AKIRA That's amazing! But what is the chairwoman going to use it for? p. 136 NOKORU That missile has a camera on it, so she must use it to look at the campus. AKIRA But why use a missile for it. There are blimps, helicopters, and etc... NOKORU It seems interesting. [5th Grade Class Z] GIRL What is wrong with Suoh-san? p. 137 GIRLS He seems down these couple of days. He's always quiet but this is different. He seems to be in thought. Is he sick? I'm worried. SUOH %Was it an illusion... p. 138 NOKORU Suoh! SUOH Kaichou! NOKORU Akira is absent today. p. 139 SUOH Did something happen? NOKORU Fourth graders are on a trip for five days. Akira said that yesterday. [Now that I think about it...] NOKORU Suoh, let's go to the Kindergarten Garden Party rehearsal as a break. [let's go, let's go] SUOH But there are documents that must be finished by today... NOKORU It's alright, alright. p. 140 NOKORU They seemed to have finished moving the wisteria trellis to a circular shape. SUOH Kaichou, the documents for today's student government... UTAKO President Imonoyama NOKORU It's tomorrow. The preparations seems to be going smoothly. UTAKO Please come tomorrow, Secretary Takamura too. [NOKORU: Wisterias in the fall. CLAMP Campus Garden Club is amazing.] p. 141 SUOH Thank you very much UTAKO The rehearsal just started. SUOH %That girl... NOKORU She is Lady Nagisa Azuya? SUOH Kaichou, you know her!? NOKORU She has a great Japanese-style dancer as her mother and a renowned traditional court musician as her father. p. 142 NOKORU She herself has talents surpassing her parents. She is certainly going to be in Class Z in the future. SUOH So that's why she was playing the flute... NOKORU What is it Suoh, do you know Lady Nagisa? [Evil Laugh] SUOH N, no, it's not that.... [The day of the Garden Party] p. 143 SUOH! Ah! NOKORU Suoh, aren't you going to the garden party? SUOH I am working. NOKORU [sorry state] Ohkawa President invited us. p. 144 SUOH There are piles of documents still left. By the way Kaichou what are you doing on the computer? NOKORU I am compiling data of the unknown destructions on CLAMP Campus that Akira brought from the Teacher's Lounge. SUOH Kaichou! [Fooling around again!] NOKORU It's probably the time of Lady Nagisa's performance. %Interesting. What! p. 145 [in a trance] NOKORU Suoh! SUOH Y, yes! NOKORU Look at this! It's the data of the flight course of the missile that the chairwoman requested. p. 146 NOKORU And these are places where the missile reached it's fastest speed. When the Colosseum and the Salad Bowl is placed on top of it... SUOH ...The two points do much, but at other areas it did not appear so why only the Colosseum and the Salad Bowl. NOKORU It's the circular shape. p. 147 SUOH Circular? NOKORU The Colosseum is conical shaped. The Salad Bowl had it's roof opened on the day of destruction, so this was also conical shaped. And because something high speed passed on top of it.... SUOH Wind forms, and the center of the cone turned into a vacuum. NOKORU Then a slicing phenomenon occurred. The test run of the missile both occurred at night, so there was no one at the two points, so it is good that no one was hurt. p. 148 SUOH Amazing Kaichou. NOKORU I would like them to request it to the "CLAMP Campus Detective Team" for next time. SUOH So the missile right now? NOKORU It is in it's test run! And they are going to test the fastest speed again in the next couple of minutes! SUOH Can't you stop the test!? NOKORU No, the test runs the course that was programmed before. It's set that outsiders can't interfere with it. p. 149 SUOH I don't think there are anymore conical shaped buildings on CLAMP Campus aside from the Colosseum and the Salad Bowl. The test course.... NOKORU The Wisteria Trellis! They just replanted the wisteria so the center is conical shaped! Suoh! p. 150 GIRL Nagisa-san's playing is always amazing. p. 151 NAGISA Kyaa!! {scream} p. 152 NAGISA ...Thank you...for rescuing me. p. 153 NOKORU ...s....[deep breath]...seem to made it UTAKO President Imonoyama! What happened? NOKORU It is the words of the chairwoman that all is her fault. She will make compensations for ruining the Kindergarten Garden Party. p. 154 UTAKO I don't seem to understand the situation...but those two seems to have gone well. NOKORU I wanted both of them to meet in a more sedate manner...but Suoh and Lady Nagisa seems to have been able to meet. UTAKO I'm sorry to make an unreasonable request. Nagisa-chan was quiet these days and I asked her why and she cried that she couldn't forget the person she met at the wisteria trellis, but she didn't know what to do... p. 155 UTAKO Nagisa-chan is a quiet girl, so she doesn't start a conversation by herself or try to have something happen. I thought that if they could only meet once again... NOKORU You are very kind. UTAKO I like Nagisa-chan very much. She is a very, very important friend. To be in "love" is something "wonderful." If Nagisa-chan is in love and become "happy" then I am "happy" too. NOKORU You must be in a "happy" love. I would like to meet the person who is in the "happy" love with someone wonderful like you. p. 156 NOKORU I am "happy" too. Suoh seems to be unable to forget the Wisteria fairy that he met at the Wisteria Trellis. FILE 8: Be careful Sir Chef p. 159 [CLAMP Campus Home Economics Room] AKIRA Don't put too much force on the meringue, while mixing the egg yolk and sugar put it on a hot bath so it would become creamy... so now put the shifted flour. To make sure that there is no stickiness, divided into three or four and mix it. Add some vanilla and make sure that the oven is preheated. The temperature is 120 šC. [Dreaming] And now it is finished. GIRLS Kyaa! {Scream} p. 160 GIRLS Kyaa! Kyaa! It's the way he teaches. It's amazing. AKIRA Oh...so this is all for today...Nice job every one. [bows] GIRLS Nice job. p. 161 GIRLS Akira-kun, he's so cute!! I'm so glad that I put "Akira-kun's Cooking Class" on the College's special class questionnaire. I thought Akira-kun would be too busy with the Student Government Treasurer job, but Nokoru-sama convince Akira-kun. [Wow!] p. 162 GIRLS Nokoru-sama, Suoh-kun, Akira-kun...it's so amazing that elementary school kids can be that amazing. [Dreamy] p. 163 AKIRA [In a good mood] %Let's have Kaichou and Takamura-sempai have this cake after the %Student Government work. AKIRA I'm sorry, are you alright!? p. 164 AKIRA I...I'm sorry! Did you hit somewhere? YUKIKO ...it's nothing. AKIRA What? YUKIKO It's nothing now. p. 165 AKIRA [panicking] A, a, excuse me. This...did she drop it...? p. 166 AKIRA %This is an apple pie. p. 167 [Nokoru in a good mood] NOKORU The cake that Akira makes is extraordinary! [Suoh: it's good] NOKORU Suoh, you don't like sweet things, but you eat what Akira makes. SUOH Everything Ijyuin makes is delicious. p. 168 NOKORU The woman who becomes Akira's bride will have a hard time. It's a hard task to be better cook than Akira. AKIRA [blushing] B, bride...s,s,s,s,s,something that great! NOKORU Look at how hyper he is, don't you think it's suspicious Suoh? Did spring come to Akira too...like Suoh. Is Lady Nagisa well Suoh? p. 169 NOKORU You went to Lady Nagisa's Dance recital with wisteria that was about four days ago? [I know everything.] SUOH H...h...how.... NOKORU You want to ask how I know? NOKORU The Kindergarten Student Government President, Lady Utako Ohkawa told me. p. 170 NOKORU W...what is it Akira...? AKIRA It, it, it, it's nothing. NOKORU By the way, what is that box? If it is cake, I can still have some. AKIRA This is different. I bumped into it right before I came here... Kaichou! NOKORU W, what is it Akira. I won't get mad if you don't give me that cake. p. 171 AKIRA I want to ask you something NOKORU W...what? AKIRA "Female Problem." [CLAMP Campus University] p. 172 AKIRA Ms. Yukiko Kudou. YUKIKO You are AKIRA I'm sorry to stop you. P. 173 [CLAMP Campus University Cafe] YUKIKO How did you know who I was. AKIRA I asked Kaichou. I thought that you were someone in the university so I told him your appearance and such...there aren't that many people in the university, so Kaichou knew who you were pretty quickly. YUKIKO Though there are less students than the Jr. High or High School, there are still over 300 female students... p. 174 AKIRA Kaichou has all of the data of the females in this CLAMP Campus. YUKIKO Nokoru Imonoyama, he has a great mind just as the rumors. He is worth the professors of the Physics Department of the university serious considering entering him specially from the elementary school. p. 175 AKIRA But Kaichou's memory only works for "female issues" and he forgets everything about the student government work, so Takamura-sempai is a bit annoyed. YUKIKO What is it? AKIRA It's an apple pie. I ruined it when I bumped into you...I baked it so I don't know if it is good. p. 176 YUKIKO It's nothing now. AKIRA What? YUKIKO There is no use for an apple pie now. AKIRA ...Miss Yukiko... YUKIKO [smiles] But I would love to have that apple pie. It's the homemade cake of "CLAMP Campus's best chef, Akira Ijyuin." It's worth getting killed by all of your female fans. p. 177 AKIRA [blushing] N,n,n,no...my cake... YUKIKO The way you are honest and cute is the reason why everyone likes you. I wasn't honest or cute so I failed. AKIRA Yukiko san YUKIKO I'll have some. p. 178 YUKIKO It's really good. The girl who is going to be your wife is able to eat food this good everyday. I envy her. AKIRA [blushed] W,w,w,w,wife...n,n,n,n,n,no! YUKIKO But boys who are good cooks are only enemies of girls. p. 179 [depressed] NOKORU Oh, it's Akira. So was the woman that you were looking for the Physics major in the University, "Yukiko Kudou?" AKIRA Yes. I brought this as a gratitude... NOKORU Wow! A splendid apple cake! Suoh! Let's take a break... SUOH We haven't even finished 1/10 of the documents scheduled for today. p. 190 NOKORU Well, well, let's leave the small thing. Akira, I'll make tea today......what is it Akira? Did something happen? AKIRA ...when a woman has a sad face, is there a reason behind it? NOKORU [attentive] Woman? AKIRA For someone like me, who have only met for a short time to ask what is wrong is rude isn't it? P. 181 NOKORU No! That is wrong! Akira! NOKORU Isn't we, the "CLAMP Campus Detective Teams" dedicated to work for "woman's" "happiness" Akira? If there is a woman crying in the west, we hand her a handkerchief, and if there is a depressed woman in the east, we run up and solve her problems. Akira, it is the duty of "CLAMP Campus Detectives" to be of help of a woman who is sad. [Angelic. Twinkling] AKIRA Kaichou.... p. 182 NOKORU So, who is the woman in trouble? Let's look into it as "CLAMP Campus Detective Team".... SUOH %Isn't it hard to claim a detective team when working without a %request. AKIRA Oh, Professor Ebihara of Home Economics. EBIHARA Hello, Ijyuin-kun. Are you getting ready for the cake lecture for the college? AKIRA Yes. p. 183 EBIHARA Ijyuin-kun is very good at making and teaching, so the students were very happy. AKIRA No, when compared to Professor Ebihara... GIRL Oh, hello Akira-kun. Hello Professor Ebihara. AKIRA & EBIHARA Hello. GIRL Are you getting ready for the cake? GIRL 2 What is today's cake? AKIRA I'm thinking of an apple pie. GIRLS Kyaa!! {screams} p. 184 GIRL Professor Ebihara, you like apple pies. I'll bring some. GIRL 2 Me too. EBIHARA Thank you. AKIRA Is something wrong? EBIHARA It's almost class time. Good luck Ijyuin-kun. AKIRA Put the butter and the shifted flour and salt together. Add egg yolk and cold water and knead it well. After kneading it wrap it up. p. 185 AKIRA The apples are.. %Miss Yukiko. What is it? Are you feeling sick? YUKIKO Akira-kun...I don't want to make an apple pie. AKIRA What...why..... GIRL Professor Ijyuin! p. 186 YUKIKO Look other students are calling you. GIRL When do we put the Rum and the cinnamon? AKIRA After taking a rough temperature. GIRL 2 How about the amount of water in driulle? [driulle {don't no the spelling. Anyone know anything about cooking?}: Put on bread and pie in order to bring a shine on the surface.] p. 187 AKIRA %Why does Yukiko-san does not like to make apple pies. She ate %the apple pie that I brought the other day. It probably isn't %that she hates apple pie...now that I think about, Professor %Ebihara was depressed when I mentioned apple pies...Are apple %pies bad luck? [Shocked] p. 188 AKIRA Kaichou! Takamura-sempai! NOKORU Good work Akira, is the class over? AKIRA Yes, I'm cleaning it up. AKIRA I'll do it. NOKORU There is something else that I want you to do Akira. AKIRA What? NOKORU Miss Yukiko Kudou, that Akira was talking about. p. 189 NOKORU I asked her friends and apparently she has spent all her time in the home ec room baking apple pies. AKIRA Apple pie? But when I tried to make an apple pie in class the other day, Yukiko-san said, " I don't want to make an apple pie." NOKORU When placing together various testimonies, Miss Yukiko started making apple pies on the fourteen two months ago. On this day there was a home ec class, and when Professor Ebihara was asked by a female student, "what cake do you like best?" he answered "Apple pie." AKIRA Apple pie? p. 190 YUKIKO $Boys who are good cooks are only enemies of girls. AKIRA I'm sorry, Kaichou! Takamura-sempai! I...! NOKORU It is the duty of "CLAMP Campus Detective Team" to be help to woman. Suoh and I will finish cleaning up here. AKIRA Thank you very much! p. 191 AKIRA Yukiko-san! YUKIKO Akira-kun... AKIRA Yukiko-san, about the apple pie. YUKIKO Yes, I'm sorry, it's not that I had anything against you, I just didn't want to make an apple pie. p. 192 AKIRA Is it because you don't like Professor Ebihara? Is it because Professor Ebihara likes apple pie, that you don't want to make it? YUKIKO How... AKIRA Professor Ebihara is a nice man, he's kind and good at cooking! Why do you hate Professor Ebihara!? YUKIKO Professor Ebihara is...I don't hate him... p. 193 AKIRA What. YUKIKO ...because I like him, I don't want to make it. I found out that Professor Ebihara liked apple pies, so I practiced really hard. I'm not good at cooking, but I spent a lot of time in the home ec room everyday and just made apple pies. I was able to make something, so I was going to hand it to Professor Ebihara and confess my feelings to him that day. p. 194 YUKIKO Professor Ebihara stopped me, and said "I made an apple pie, would you like to have it with me"...the apple pie was delicious, 100 times more than what I made. I couldn't give it to him. No matter how much I tried, I can't make an apple pie more delicious than Professor Ebihara's. I can't compete with a cooking teacher. p. 195 AKIRA That is wrong. You cook with the feeling that you want someone you "like" to have something delicious. Techniques and materials are important too, but what is more important is the "feeling" when you cook. The "like" that Yukiko-san filled in the apple pie has to be delicious. Let's make an apple pie again. An apple pie filled with Yukiko-san's "like." Dishes are sad if they are not eaten. "Feelings" has to be opened up, or you, yourself is sad. p. 196 EBIHARA Miss Kudou. YUKIKO I can't compare it too yours, but I tried hard and made an apple pie. I like you. p. 197 YUKIKO I wanted to say it to you for a long time, so I tried my best to make the apple pie that you liked. I was about to give up, but Akira-kun taught me, "Dishes are sad if they are not eaten. "Feelings" has to be opened up or they are sad"... EBIHARA The reason why I said that I liked apple pies was because, you said in my class that you don't like whipped cream, but you can eat apple pies. I researched an apple pie that wasn't sweet, and I had you eat it the other day. p. 198 EBIHARA But you were depressed after that... EBIHARA I wanted to say for a long time too. I love you. NOKORU Akira, this apple pie tastes really unique... AKIRA It's a sample that Yukiko-san made. She tried really hard with me, but nothing above that was.... SUOH Even if it wasn't Professor Ebihara, most men must be better cooks than her. CLAMP Campus Detective Team Pirated Version by Mick Nekoi P. 200 MOKONA All the fans of "Mystery DX"!! ALL Hello, this is CLAMP! P. 201 OHKAWA For making an extravagant appearance, a drab cast of characters. [OHKAWA: By the way this is the P.E. uniform of CLAMP Campus.] [REST: What..!] MOKONA So "CLAMP Campus Detective Team" is volume 2, how was it? OHKAWA Don't disguise as something to make fun of Kogorou Akechi-Sensei! [A poor actor] [MOKONA: I'm an actress, don't hit my face!] OHKAWA Kogorou Akechi, is the vertical wrinkle on the forehead Shigeru Amachi-san. [Did a good job pose] [Cigarette Chocolate, hard to eat.] [Persistent] [REST: What is the difference. There isn't much difference, it turns into a middle aged woman or a old man.] OHKAWA Recently there has been less numbers of "mystery" that has "detectives" as a profession. [Lonely pose] MICK It is probably because there are lots of amateur detectives that encounter cases on trips. MOKONA On NHK there are usually detective stories airing around 5:00 pm. [resurrection] MICK Yes, yes, also please watch "Yadamon" after that. [Tackle] [IGARASHI: not that!] [MICK: Ouch!] p. 202 OHKAWA {?} By the way there was a show that had a priest and a nun solving cases. I forgot the title, but the two of them were cute and it was interesting. Hopefully they will run it again. "Sherlock Holmes" was on the same NHK too. MICK Yes, Shigeru Tsuyuguchi-san does the voice of Sherlock Holmes, he is amazing. IGARASHI The other day, we watched Agatha Christie video, how was it? [IGARASHI: this is much easier] [OHKAWA: Weird one] OHKAWA I like Mr. Poirot, so I am a fan of Agatha Christie too, I read them and it was interesting. MICK Mr. Poirot is great in "Murder on the Oriental Express." OHKAWA The members in it is glamorous, and the story is predictable too. [MOKONA: Look, look] [OHKAWA: don't do weird things.] [Blue necked radish] ALL I want to watch a good detective story. OHKAWA The topic suddenly changes, but I'm sure there are some that already know, the message FAX service "CLAMP Research Facility, Annex" has ended on February 28, 1993 due to the end of Kuroneko Yamato's message FAX service. IGARASHI I'm sorry to those of you who have expected it. p. 203 MICK As a replacement, instead of a FAX service, "CLAMP Research Facility, Secretary Room" will start on February 1, 1993. MOKONA This is a normal line, so it can be heard everywhere in Japan, please call casually. [New Information, 1st and 15th of every month (twice a month) The phone number: 03-3496-8311. Please make sure that the number is right.] OHKAWA Because it is a phone, you'll be able to hear CLAMP's information very fast. MOKONA There are present quizzes only for this "CLAMP Research Facility, Secretary Room" so please listen to it. There is another information. [As a new information system of CLAMP, we have made "CLAMP Research Facility." This is a system to bring CLAMP's (Satsuki Igarashi, Nanase Ohkawa, Mick Nekoi, Apapa Mokona) information to everyone. IGARASHI Please be careful, this is not a fan club. [For those of you who are interested please enclose an envelope (9x20 cm) with your name, address, and a 62 yen stamp at this address: 150 CLAMP Research Facility Entree Guide, 521 Primera Dougenzaka 1-15-3 Dougenzaka Shibuya, Tokyo Prefecture] ALL Please join us next time too! OHKAWA The tension is high this time. [Continued to "CLAMP Campus Detective Team 3" BACK COVER AKIRA Takamura-sempai is always cool, but active, I admire him. [SUOH: The schedule is late, if Kaichou will do his work...] NOKORU Akira, that is a misconception, Suoh is heartful and soulful and he is a pretty hot guy too, well just watch. Suoh!! SUOH Yes? NOKORU You went to see a movie with Lady Nagisa yesterday? NOKORU You see....